Replies to puck, page 58
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@frostbitepuckroyalguard Oh kool. What time is it over there?
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@frostbitepuckroyalguard Im good. Great morning celestia has given me. How are you?
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@frostbitepuckroyalguard I know... I even almost destroyed ponyville because of them!
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@frostbitepuckroyalguard it's not! THOSE TWO ANNOYING PONIES ARE BEING JERKS TO EVERYPONY!
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@frostbitepuckroyalguard *returns the brohoof with the rear hoof*
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@frostbitepuckroyalguard FOR THE LAST TIME I DON'T HAVE A CRUSH ON HER! She's not even anywhere NEAR on my list!
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@frostbitepuckroyalguard Oi, I reckon this 'er "Great 'n Powerful" Trixie is nothin' more than a Small 'n Lowly Loud mouth. Treat 'er like a storm, hunker down 'n let it pass.
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@frostbitepuckroyalguard No worries mate, this seems to be a little bit out of anybody's league.
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@frostbitepuckroyalguard well, look at darkcore over there. He's overly cocky
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@frostbitepuckroyalguard you know, for a guard you sure do a lousy job
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@frostbitepuckroyalguard I'm calming Luna down right now....
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@frostbitepuckroyalguard @fialvert Hmph, silence both of you! Your incessant yammering is worse than Luna's!
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@frostbitepuckroyalguard I DO NOT HAVE A CRUSH ON TRIXIE! AND I'M NOT A VILLAGE IDIOT! That job falls to YOU, you lousy minion!
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@frostbitepuckroyalguard Well, seems we need to calm Darkcore down. And yes, someone's gotta keep the peace.
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@frostbitepuckroyalguard That's the spirit. Who we got and what do they need to simmer down?
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@atticus @frostbitepuckroyalguard Who exactly is higher ranking than who? Meh, why do I care, it looks like this may be fun :3
Monday, 11-Apr-11 23:23:14 UTC from web -
@frostbitepuckroyalguard HEY, CAREFUL, THESE ARE KIND OF HEAVY. *shifts the hoof attachments, activating the mechanisms inside, firing a primitive blast of air in specific directions* Firing test complete. Now to actually try this out.
Monday, 11-Apr-11 23:20:21 UTC from web -
@frostbitepuckroyalguard Up 'n at 'em, Soldier. We got a situation to defuse. You up for it, Goldy?
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@frostbitepuckroyalguard Though I believe it was well deserved, I'm suprised he didn't have anything broken.
Monday, 11-Apr-11 23:11:19 UTC from web -
@frostbitepuckroyalguard he's porbably faking it. I saw Snails do the same thing when I told him to leave me alone. When I turned my back, he was laughing.
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@frostbitepuckroyalguard Don't flatter yourself tubby, you hit like a foal
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@frostbitepuckroyalguard it's those two annoying ponies (@darkcore and @thegreatandpowerfultrixie )bothering her....
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@frostbitepuckroyalguard I understand you are doing your job, but this colt, is really REALLY getting on my nerves, and I'm about ready to take the matter into my own hands.
Monday, 11-Apr-11 23:02:59 UTC from web -
@frostbitepuckroyalguard Hey! I'm calm enough! Not once have I yelled out of reason...or smacked someone in the snout for slinging a little mud
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@frostbitepuckroyalguard Well, violence ain't the answer. But forcing cooperation when needed is a skill need for the job. By the by, that' gold armor ain't going to protect you from much. :P
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@frostbitepuckroyalguard Meh, you royal 'lot need to do your jobs. By the by, that gold armor ain't gonna protect you from much.
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@frostbitepuckroyalguard Aargh, if she won't even take me to Sugarcube Corner anymore, what AM I ready for?
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@frostbitepuckroyalguard Sure, not like she'd lock her sister in the moon for 1000 years or something...OH WAIT! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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@frostbitepuckroyalguard Wait - she went off for political stuff and didn't invite me? Why does she keep doing that?!
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@frostbitepuckroyalguard Hrm. Just terrible. If love and tolerance ain't working... Maybe you should try tough love?