Notices by Micheal Schlongcoptor (thatonestocking), page 14

  1. @awesam15 >buying comics

    Sunday, 05-Jan-14 02:10:52 UTC from web in context
  2. @awesam15 I was offended

    Sunday, 05-Jan-14 02:10:35 UTC from web in context
  3. What is that video with the ponies as ripped dudes

    Sunday, 05-Jan-14 01:46:31 UTC from web
  4. @redenchilada They actually randomly drug test so no

    Saturday, 04-Jan-14 00:01:51 UTC from web in context
  5. So the company I work at is called Netspend and we sell pre-paid debit cards to people who are afraid of banks and we got shown an example of one of the cards but it was bent in half and I couldn't stop laughing because Netbend

    Friday, 03-Jan-14 23:59:00 UTC from web in context
  6. @flamingpandaomg It's expensive.

    Thursday, 26-Dec-13 16:59:45 UTC from web in context
  7. @flamingpandaomg Yeah I know he does but I was wondering if anyone else does.

    Thursday, 26-Dec-13 16:58:01 UTC from web in context
  8. Does anyone here still play Guild Wars 2? I want to validate my purchase by playing with other people.

    Thursday, 26-Dec-13 16:56:38 UTC from web in context
  9. Under no circumstance is it a good idea to use this website as a pet trading service.

    Wednesday, 25-Dec-13 20:57:48 UTC from web in context
  10. @redenchilada Can I play it with a controller

    Wednesday, 25-Dec-13 19:54:52 UTC from web in context
  11. SOMEONE TELL ME A NEW PC GAME I SHOULD PLAY

    Wednesday, 25-Dec-13 19:28:17 UTC from web in context
  12. @redenchilada Word

    Wednesday, 25-Dec-13 17:46:59 UTC from web in context
  13. Making @thatonestocking cry, the game.

    Monday, 23-Dec-13 11:07:17 UTC from web Repeat of nerthos
  14. My desktop, Keith, is finally up and running. How I've missed his strong, muscular processors.

    Wednesday, 25-Dec-13 16:26:59 UTC from web in context
  15. @mastertdi It gave you a Rhydon it's back

    Wednesday, 25-Dec-13 13:54:05 UTC from web in context
  16. One of my front teeth is loose. How does this even happen. I am an adult

    Wednesday, 25-Dec-13 13:08:03 UTC from web
  17. I'm so ready to eat too much candy and open gifts

    Wednesday, 25-Dec-13 12:27:07 UTC from web
  18. Merry christmas you disgusting horse cherriesers

    Wednesday, 25-Dec-13 11:32:25 UTC from web
  19. @jakefromstatefarm Nice. There aren't any good electronics deepos around where I live that participate in legit black firday things. I also don't feel comfortable buying off sites like Newegg around the holidays. Literally every time I have there were multiple product problems that didn't get replaced for weeks.

    Sunday, 22-Dec-13 01:45:31 UTC from web in context
  20. @jakefromstatefarm Not bad. How much did that run you?

    Sunday, 22-Dec-13 01:41:16 UTC from web in context
  21. @jakefromstatefarm Nice. What kind of specs do you have?

    Sunday, 22-Dec-13 01:39:55 UTC from web in context
  22. @jakefromstatefarm Sure. Did you build or buy pre-fabed?

    Sunday, 22-Dec-13 01:31:11 UTC from web in context
  23. @flamingpandaomg Pikachu smoking weed is a very important part of the newest Pokemon gen and is actually serious spoilers

    Sunday, 22-Dec-13 01:27:57 UTC from web in context
  24. @mastertdi @snowcone Taken out of context, it rather sounds like you're a drug addict.

    Saturday, 21-Dec-13 13:58:44 UTC from web in context
  25. How did Maroon 5 even become famous all of their songs are about jerking off

    Saturday, 21-Dec-13 13:40:07 UTC from web in context
  26. @snowcone Then it's glory will continue to make this site that much better.

    Saturday, 21-Dec-13 12:55:34 UTC from web in context
  27. @snowcone If you can find me a show called Pachelbel then I will retract my amazing pun.

    Saturday, 21-Dec-13 12:54:01 UTC from web in context
  28. @snowcone Also please tell me you didn't miss that A+ music pun

    Saturday, 21-Dec-13 12:52:08 UTC from web in context
  29. @snowcone I have to keep telling myself that self mutilation is never the answer

    Saturday, 21-Dec-13 12:51:31 UTC from web in context
  30. I only smoke weed out of certified gay atheist fedoras.

    Wednesday, 18-Dec-13 11:32:19 UTC from web in context Repeat of ceruleanspark