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Hmm... Zim wishes he invented ponies. Taking over the world would've been so easy.
Sunday, 15-Jan-12 01:44:59 UTC from StatusNet iPhone- RDN's Lucifer likes this.
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@moonprincess OH IRK IT HUUUURTS!
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THESE PRETZELS ARE TOO SALTY!
Saturday, 14-Jan-12 23:39:10 UTC from StatusNet iPhone-
@derps This is special Irken soda. Want some?! There's antifreeze in it, so it's good for you!
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@zim Meh, I don't think antifreeze is the best for psychic, mind-powered, talking cats, but sure lemme try some of it.
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Not going to spoil anything about the new episode but...now I want kids of my own...
Saturday, 14-Jan-12 18:18:39 UTC from StatusNet Android-
@zim If Zim has the earthly currency required...
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@mushi I know I probably sound weird saying it, but...when all is said and done, it looks so rewarding. ...AAA TEARS FORMING NO NO NO I'M IN PUBLIC NO CRYING-- okay I think I'm good...
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@silentponytagonist i dont want to have children. I could adopt some, but i'd have to be married, and i dont think it will happen, so, no children for me
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I herd I like hugs.
Saturday, 14-Jan-12 17:46:36 UTC from web- Invader Zim likes this.
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@hugs ... -hugs-
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DID SOMEBODY SAY TACOS?!
Saturday, 14-Jan-12 17:21:55 UTC from web -
Good morning everypony,
Saturday, 14-Jan-12 16:41:26 UTC from StatusNet iPhone -
wwhat in irks name is causing me to type like some inferior forevveralone candycornhead
Saturday, 14-Jan-12 16:30:17 UTC from web -
Today seems like a nice enough day to blow up an orphanage.
Saturday, 14-Jan-12 16:24:52 UTC from web -
I am home now. What'd I miss?
Thursday, 12-Jan-12 23:10:42 UTC from web-
@zim Not a problem... woodchipper it s then.
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@greydragon412 I like my way better. :|
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@greydragon412 Buy one song at a time, as they're released.
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Zim wants a pony for his hatching day... to... DESTROY! -shifty eyes-
Thursday, 12-Jan-12 22:55:37 UTC from web -
Zim is feeling the urge to eat grass. Must be all of the confounded ponies! Zim will DESTROY THEM ALL!
Thursday, 12-Jan-12 20:34:17 UTC from web- RDN's Lucifer likes this.
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@hugs it is. u should go there sometime and ride the beast! its the best ride in the whole world!
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@partypinkiestyle I heard it was. But you know the wonderful weather of Ohio.
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@partypinkiestyle you seem to know a lot of people around here would you mind spreading the word about my goal of a Brony convention in Calgary
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Caramel apples are sticky... BUT SO DEEEEEELICIOUS!
Friday, 07-Oct-11 01:31:27 UTC from web -
@abighuman ...Feed... young? How do humans even make their offspring?
Thursday, 06-Oct-11 03:32:10 UTC from web -
...Today Zim learned that ponies taste like rainbow glittery sugar.
Wednesday, 05-Oct-11 01:39:21 UTC from web -
Zim ate spaghetti. It burned.
Tuesday, 04-Oct-11 02:09:08 UTC from web -
...WHAT IS THIS ACCURSED 'WUBBING'?!
Sunday, 02-Oct-11 04:38:39 UTC from web-
@averyspecificpony ZIM DOESN'T LIKE IT! -huffs-
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@colfax ...Or you could always stab your eardrums.
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@zim Now why would I want to do that when you're so much easier to damage? Why we can even get the big-headed one's sister in here to handle it and make it a proper show for everyone... or we can just tell your little robot friend that you're full of candy.
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...Zim will never eat that many doughnuts ever again... ugh...
Sunday, 02-Oct-11 00:37:01 UTC from web-
@colfax Not a good idea. Zim's body is strongly... alkaline, and most likely poisonous.
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@queenmetalina welcome back *very late*
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@abigpony But Zim's name is too GLORIOUS not to be said!
Thursday, 29-Sep-11 01:08:02 UTC from web -
@zach121k nope.avi
Wednesday, 28-Sep-11 04:01:18 UTC from web -
Ponies don't appear to have bananases. WHERE IS ZIM SUPPOSED TO PROBE THEM?!
Tuesday, 27-Sep-11 23:41:18 UTC from web-
@colfax THEY SHOOT LASERS!
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Sadly, what happens in Equestria does not always stay in Equestria. -whispers- Zim releases the body into space.
Monday, 26-Sep-11 00:10:31 UTC from web -
Zim just violated a pony. He will now be guilty for the rest of his life.
Sunday, 25-Sep-11 23:18:54 UTC from web -
@miloththerepeaterofrdn Zim knows! Most beings wouldn't know, but GIR likes to hump things. Unfortunately, my legs are often his targets.
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Po-nies? Hmm, interesting... Zim will cut one open. ^3^
Sunday, 25-Sep-11 14:11:12 UTC from web-
@miloththerepeaterofrdn Zim knows! Most beings wouldn't know, but GIR likes to hump things. Unfortunately, my legs are often his targets.
Milo likes this.
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i am in love with this site and the people in it.
Sunday, 25-Sep-11 20:14:28 UTC from web-
@zim i am a human
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@fluttershy321 ZIM KNEW THAT!
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@zim just look at me, im a teenager human
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@zim Ive always been part of the Irken Armada.
Sunday, 25-Sep-11 20:54:41 UTC from web-
@chillman23 Zim has been part of it ever since he was a tiny smeetling~
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@pinhooves You're MISSING OUT, FOOL!
Sunday, 25-Sep-11 20:24:26 UTC from web -
So how are my favourite ponies doing?
Sunday, 25-Sep-11 19:21:55 UTC from web-
@blueblaze And Zim loves you too, filthy worm-pony of filth.
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@fluttershy321 Well, Zim hates GIR. Always ruining my INGENIUS plans...
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@zim Yeeaaaaaaaahhhhh you have grreeeaaaaaat plans
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God of war and mlp make for an awesome combination
Sunday, 25-Sep-11 19:14:33 UTC from web-
@madflavors YOU LIEEEEE! ...Unless Kratos would love and tolerate the kiwi out of the gods.
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Zim has learned to LOVE the po-nies! They're much better than hyoomuns, yes. And they're so fun to pet!
Sunday, 25-Sep-11 19:12:27 UTC from web
