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Commodore Ryan Vi

@blueblaze Soup time?

Becky Ryan Vi

@blueblaze Just don't hurt him...ok?

Becky Ryan Vi

@blueblaze ...deal.

Becky Ryan Vi

@blueblaze Then I won't let you have him!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Becky Ryan Vi

@blueblaze HE. Jennifer Lopez the person may be a chick, but the tortise is 100% MAN

Commodore Ryan Vi

@blueblaze It's tortoise soup, it's different.

Becky Ryan Vi

@blueblaze Not with Jennifer Lopez! She's the only one that can juggle!

Becky Ryan Vi

@blueblaze So,what,we split Jennifer Lopez in half? WE CANT HURT THE TORTISES!!!!

Becky Ryan Vi

@blueblaze *rarity laugh* Now, how do we split the tortises? I CALL DESTROYER SO HA HA

Commodore Ryan Vi , Becky

@princessbecky @blueblaze You two do realize that splitting children will only breed anger towards the other parent...

Becky Ryan Vi

@blueblaze Jack can't iron for his life,so I call Steve. He does needle work!!!!!!!!!!!

Becky Ryan Vi

@blueblaze I call dibs on Sally and Anna then.

Becky Ryan Vi

@blueblaze George? He's a straight A student! I need him! Can't you take One-Eyed Joe instead?

Becky Ryan Vi

@blueblaze XD (and the custody battle begins...)

Becky Ryan Vi

@blueblaze Yes, 16 of them. And 3 tortises.

Becky Ryan Vi

@blueblaze It's not you,it's me....but the real question is, how do we tell the kids

Becky Ryan Vi

@blueblaze I know, this breakup is hard on me too T~T

Commodore Ryan Vi

@blueblaze Actually divorce is more complicated, you have to file for one, wait a month, go to a hearing, etc.

Becky Ryan Vi

@blueblaze But we're divorced now because you were late to our 12 second anniversary.

Jeff Stathers Ryan Vi

@blueblaze Welcome back.

Becky Ryan Vi

@blueblaze I don't know you but now we're married.

Aaron Mark Ryan Vi

@blueblaze he's drunker than an irish-german skunk

Aaron Mark Ryan Vi

@blueblaze "WHOA MOM! Santa Claus is LOADED!"

Aaron Mark Ryan Vi

@blueblaze it's about a mall santa, it looks like.

Aaron Mark Ryan Vi

@blueblaze Night of the Meek. hmmm....

Aaron Mark Ryan Vi

@blueblaze btw, i'm not gay or anything, but I would dole rob serling SO HARD

Aaron Mark Ryan Vi

@blueblaze i eventually got it right. nice twist ending

Aaron Mark Ryan Vi

@blueblaze youtube?

Aaron Mark Ryan Vi

@blueblaze hmm. she wasn't wearing a fur coat, but in the picture she is... the camera shows what the person wants?

Aaron Mark Ryan Vi

@blueblaze i will return my results