Notices by Dranz E. Pants (dranzypants), page 3
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@theawesomepony Ah! Him! Yes, I remember him well. He was one of the first to message me, and I was all "OHMIGOD, WHAT DO I SAY?" He seems like a chill brodude.
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@theawesomepony O RLY? What's his username, then?
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@theawesomepony Convert him into a Brony. Make RDN proud, Awesomeness.
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@theawesomepony Let me see... Well, I sat around, then went to ToysRus. And what anecdotes do you have?
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@theawesomepony Max's background GIF thing! Li'l Applebloom opening a fresh can of whoop-bananas upon some velociraptors. AWESEOM STUFF, BRUH!
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@theawesomepony I dunno what he means exactly either, but his background made me giggle.
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@theawesomepony I'm just swell. How's it hanging, Awesome Sauce?
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@theawesomepony Hello there, Mr. Pony.
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Lehi residents enjoy speculating about new business construction. It is an exciting time. A time of hope and promise. A time when anything seems possible. What new epicurean delights, exotic clothing options, or things only seen on tv or in weekly junk mail coupons await? The fantasy is soon dashed. Welcome... Hobby Lobby. Hobby friggin' Lobby.
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I would like a self-harvested Mark Zuckerburger. Mmmm.... Sir Loin, indeed.
Sunday, 07-Aug-11 06:03:50 UTC from web -
Just pimpin' it old school.
Saturday, 06-Aug-11 09:05:46 UTC from web -
Went to McDonald's (McDick's) earlier this evening. Order name? "Pinkie Pie". I love lying.
Saturday, 06-Aug-11 07:07:31 UTC from web -
To all visitors of Dran0n's profile page: be warned. Do not cross the man known as Dran0n. Those who do so are often never seen or heard from again. He is a master of stealth, disguise, and a number of deadly combat systems. He is proficient in the use of firearms as well as classical and rudimentary weaponry. He has advanced knowledge of chemistry and physics. He speaks ten languages and is intricately familiar with world customs, thus he can blend in anywhere, any time. He has memorized the conduit grids of hundreds of major cities around the world. He can operate any known kind of vehicle, including any aircraft. He is capable of constructing elaborate makeshift devices for a variety of purposes. He can find anyone in the world and dispatch them within a 48 hour window without anyone ever knowing of his presence. You would be wise not to forget these facts.
Friday, 05-Aug-11 20:45:04 UTC from web -
Other people from history I'd "totally do:" J. D. Salinger, Phil Hartman, The Wright Brothers.
Friday, 05-Aug-11 05:09:36 UTC from web -
I would totally do Colonel Sanders if I had the chance
Friday, 05-Aug-11 04:52:53 UTC from web -
Made a semi-dolein' new avatar. Alright. Enough of you guys. I'm going to go watch Jersey Shore and quietly cry myself to sleep.
Friday, 05-Aug-11 02:50:55 UTC from web -
!utahbronies Woah! Talking about the next meetup. This gets me excited... Yeah, I was sorta lost too. There was a moment of "Where the fuc-OHAI, GUIZ!"
Thursday, 04-Aug-11 05:59:57 UTC from web -
Years from now they're going to ask ... Where were you when Megatron did the Tango with Simmons?
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@secretpony They're next on my hit list...
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@secretpony That Witch Doctor guy from Lego's Hero Factory line. But that Princess Luna/Celestia two pack was calling my name, brudda.
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Everyone gather to the mat for story time. Here is the story of Dranzy and the Giant Potty. it all began when I went to see Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part Two. I quietly surrendered $5 for a beverage, and I went to subject myself to two and a half hours of wizarding wonder. Once I left the cinema, I noticed I had to use the restroom. I just shrugged it off and went to Target, because it was right there. The stock was incredibl ! So, I carefully picked out an item to purchase. The time it took to come to this conclusion, we will not get into. But by the time I made my decision, my lower stomach was aching, and I knew I wouldn't last long. I told myself to be strong, you can make it. I purchased my items and made a mad dash to the bathroom. I let it go. I aged in there. I aged during that potty. People came and left as I was pottying. I reached enlightenment, gentleponies. I had never known such power as I did that day. That is my story for the day. Y'all be tender. <3 Dranzy.
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What does teen spirit smell like? Body odor and Cheetos.
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@derpy I'll go muffin on you then.
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@derpy You sound delicious.
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I smell like teen spirit.
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You have the most lovely sternum!
Saturday, 30-Jul-11 21:39:08 UTC from web -
@derpy A muffin for your troubles?
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@derpy Derpy, you're such a character!
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Who do I want to meet? Sean Connery's chest hairs.
Saturday, 30-Jul-11 12:01:44 UTC from web -
I'm going to stick my face right in the hole.
