Notices by Furio Tiger, AKA Xin Eohp (furiotigre), page 7
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@onixus Manfred von Karma. Perfection Incarnate. And yourself?
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@frostflow This library, for private reasons, is now off limits to all of Ponyville. No exceptions, barring myself, Miles Edgeworth, Franziska, and the rightful owner Twilight Sparkle.
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@frostflow I'm afraid I can't allow that.
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@frostflow I think you misunderstand. I haven't lost a single case in 40 years (except for one or two, but that is beside the point) and I'm not going to lose one now.
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@frostflow I can. It's all clear to me. Give up, Mister Flow. You can't win this trial.
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@frostflow From pathetic murderous ponies such as you.
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@frostflow Protection.
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@frostflow My dear boy... I don't know what you're talking about.
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@frostflow *Waiting at the library, holding an electric cattle prod and grinning like a madman*
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@ed Thank you, sir, for taking care of my daughter. Next time you see her, tell her that she doesn't have to come next time if she doesn't want to... Where IS she, anyway?
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@sapphireshores Thank you. *Leaves in a way that dramatically emphasizes the fact that he is a kiwi.*
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@sapphireshores Oh come on. Please, dear? If she gives you any trouble, don't hesitate to contact me...
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@ed Hrmph. Will you be present at the trial tomorrow?
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@frostflow At the trial, I shall.
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@ed Spreading rumors won't get you anywhere, my dear boy.
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@sapphireshores Well, hard luck, there's nopony else for the job.
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@sapphireshores I need you to look after my daughter while I'm away on business.
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@ed What a shame. Then the job falls to the only other chosen applicant.
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@sapphireshores ...Very nice. Anyway, I need you, and/or that pony over there with the metal prostheses, to look after my daughter while I search for evidence. I fear she would only get in the way otherwise.
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@sapphireshores @ed I need a favour to ask of one of you, if not both.
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@sapphireshores Bah, of course not. We have only just met in person.
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@ed There has been a murder. I have been sent to prove the guilt of the culprit. Now then, there is something I must ask of one of you...
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@sapphireshores Don't you "Oh hello there" me! Do you not know who you are talking to!?
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@frostflow Hey! You! Defendant!
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@zarkanorf I'll try, in about 4 years. Would it help if I wore von Karma cosplay too?
