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theironpony

Dear Princess Celestia, Today I learned the important lesson of being a gangsta. It's not about how many murdockes you can cap, but how important those grapeses are. You can't just pop a bananas walking down the street, you've got to know who they are and if their brothers are gonna come mess with you later. Also, it's very important to be aware of where you are and if the po-po will be able to catch you. Most importantly, if you're going to go cap a lot of apples, bring your best hommies along with you. There's nothing that strengthens the bonds between brothers more than going together to cap a whole row of kiwies that deserve it. Signed your faithful student, Gangstashy.