Replies to starlynx, page 27
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@starlynx Either pay a private eye or cope with the situation.
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@starlynx i'm doing it. But i never wanted to break my laptop on someone's head so bad before
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@starlynx nah, in less than 2 months i've lost the counts of everything that went wrong to me. Good thing i'm a pacient guy. But even like this i couldnt help but go punching some stuff arround
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@starlynx That sounds awful man. You could always take revenge I guess.
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@starlynx i hate most everything that happened to me this year
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@starlynx Yup. Something wrong?
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@starlynx You've got a severe case of the feels.
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@starlynx Or a judge with an eviction order.
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@starlynx Then you are ready to conquer the feels.
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@starlynx Well that works too, even if it doesn't give you a beard and a honorary monk title.
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@starlynx You must go on a quest to discover yourself. To a cave. Meditate for three days. Eat pizza. Drink pure himalayan snow water. Conquer your feels. Come back after three days sporting control of your inner self and a manly beard.
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@starlynx You must conquer the feels.
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@starlynx *High fives with an explosion in the background*
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@starlynx And if we don't, we can take my dad's pick up and steal the banks from the park!
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@starlynx Yes, I have it written down somewhere.
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@starlynx I see success in the horizon.
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@starlynx We'll also need crappy monster costumes.
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@starlynx I'll get the camera.
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@starlynx Yes we did. We should make a typical american movie about it and get rich.
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@starlynx "I like it when he frees the jews"
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@starlynx QUICK, GET THE BIBLES!
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@starlynx MOM'S HERE HIDE THE BEER AND GET THAT BRA OFF YOUR HEAD
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@starlynx HOMIES GOING ALL "OOOOOOHHH"
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@starlynx Song's pretty good, yeah. I keep the instrumental on my MP3 player to listen to.
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@starlynx I wonder wether I should laugh or facepalm.
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@starlynx If we're doing this we need to go all the way. Someone needs to compose, write, and perform an RDN theme song. Then someone needs to make a dancey game chart for it. Then we need to make a clip show of lots of people playing dancey games to the RDN theme song.
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@starlynx Today's rap is hilarious because people pay other people to tell them they have more money than them.
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@starlynx rawtah plos
