Replies to thedecapolarrper, page 49
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@onixus Oh, I think I hearda those. Taste like lemons and gold, or somethin'. Sure, I'll take one. Can't hurt, right?
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@onixus A PG-what-where?
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@onixus Ohfer... don't. Jus' don't, that struck a chord with me! Problem is, I'm practically stuck here because I don't have enough food to last me the journey to Manehattan. Speaking of food, we have any? I ain't eaten for days!
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@onixus Please do... I wanna be me again. Do you think I'll remember anything I used to know?
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@onixus Er... the country we're in right now? Y'know, Equ... oh no no no please tell me I'm still in Equestria!
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@onixus (OOC, no, ha ha.)
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@onixus It's... Okay. I'm sorry I called you a witch. I can remember back in my world, we have spirit mediums: People, usually women, who can turn into dead people.
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@onixus (ic :P) You know, I'd take it for a compliment.
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@onixus Listen! People from her world don't HAVE Alchemy, she had no way of knowing!
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@onixus *Scared to tears* I'M SORRY!
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@onixus HORACE! CALM DOWN!
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@onixus Would ya kindly direct me to somepony a little bit more sane? I still gotta make me some money, otherwise I don't eat.
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@onixus I'M SORRY! I DIDN'T KNOW!
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Fer the love of Luna, this was jus' s'posed ta be a normal day! Then in the space of an hour, I'm stuck with li'l half-human @franziskavonkarma, w-whatever the hay @onixus is, and @death the Grim Reaper himself! Oh, mother...
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@onixus *spooked:* What's an Alchemist?
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@onixus *As her flesh becomes a pure white* You're doing this to me! You've gotta be some kinda witch...
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@onixus NO! *Her hands also become hooves, forcing her onto all fours*
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@onixus D-death? Oh boy, what have I gotten myself into here...
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@onixus But I didn't do magic!
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@onixus What. Am I the only pony here who was BORN a pony?!
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@onixus Um, well... @franziskavonkarma used ta be a human, see? And she wants to be turned back into a human. But I dunno anything about this. I was just hopin' you could lend us a hoof in fixin' her up?
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@onixus I used to be a real important human... *Trips over as her feet become hooves*
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@franziskavonkarma Oh good. Explain to the terrifying pony @onixus exactly what's wrong with you before I run away.
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@onixus GAH! OK, it's urgent, but I can see you're... um... I'll come back another time, shall I?