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im a 30 year old man. i work at a toy factory i have no childrena nd no wife unfornuatley.. but one thing i dont understand is that everyone loves rainbowdash and fluttershy i loveee princess cadance (: shes sooo pretty and loable and such a great princesss. i hope one day to marry her (: i go to every ponycon ever. i travel everyyear to al of them. my sister thinks its stupid but i dont really care. immma do what immma do!! (: well there ya have it thats meeeeeee. ima bronie BROHOOF!

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