Timeline for wwwtinfoilfakesitecom list by ceruleansparkold, page 116
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Though "Walking Blender", whilst an apt description, is not actually a class
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@mauo what class is Sully
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@scoot Itty bitty boats?
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@maou Anna is best support
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@fabio because my kickstarter for a peripheral that chokes people to death over the internet failed.
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@publictimeline I've had worse up there.
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I fantasize about murdering some of you.
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@sarramore I dreamed that god would be forgiving
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@maou Level 9 was destroyed. I just killed the Mad King and formed Babby with one of my knights.
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@maou I have always been that guy
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@maou "Those" games? You mean "Good" games?
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"I make you this one offer," said the Boy-Who-Lived. "I never learn that you've been interfering with me or any of mine. And you never find out why the unkillable soul-eating monster is scared of me. Now sit down and shut up."
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@maou I'm quite sure you mean Dark Souls. It's an easy mistake to make
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@maou is there seriously a way to get that hat
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@maou Nobody wins in Dragons Dogma, especially not the people forced to play through such a terrible videogame
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@maou The one who masters all four elements and restores balance?
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@maou I literally only just recruited Tharja. I have no idea who that guy is
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@fabio Maybe it's like homestucks God-Tiering whereby the transferrence of power only actually kicks in if it's an actual fight and they just regenerate if the "death" isn't valid.
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Sorilea: You have no idea what you are doing, do you? Cadsuane: No, but that will not stop me from acting important.
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Rand: Ah. All I had to do was become the most powerful warlord on Earth to get a woman to stop nagging me.
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I love both Allah AND Mitt "Hitler" Romney, CEO of Electronic Arts and majority shareholder of Chick Fil a
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Dark Lord: I’ve never called Ishamael my favorite fancy pants boy.
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Moiraine: That’s what good advisors do. Give advice once a year. And the advice that we do give is poorly thought-out and incorrect.
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@rarity I thought Toy Story 3 was an extended meditation on the inevitability of death.
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@fabio I dunno I thought Toy Story had a good message "If you're going to try and murder someone, don't halfass it"
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If you think that's depressing, consider this: almost every monologue consists of nothing but the words PLEASE AUTHENTICATE MY EXISTENCE, repeated over and over again, in disguise. There has never been a single tweet that couldn't be replaced with PLEASE AUTHENTICATE MY EXISTENCE. But then, it's hard to think of a single human utterance outside of Twitter that couldn't be replaced with PLEASE AUTHENTICATE MY EXISTENCE either. That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind, you say? Yeah, right. PLEASE AUTHENTICATE MY EXISTENCE.
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Davies was on to something: ninety-nine per cent of all human discourse since the beginning of time has been little more than a series of clashing monologues. The internet simply allows more of those monologues to clash at once.
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"Cheating is technique, the Defense Professor had once lectured them. Or rather, cheating is what the losers call technique"
