Timeline for wwwtinfoilfakesitecom list by ceruleansparkold, page 92

  1. I'm sure you all guessed that one of the countries who thought "Jet trains are a great idea!" was Russia, but I suspect nobody will guess the other.

    Wednesday, 22-May-13 14:17:03 UTC from StatusNet Desktop in context
  2. @nerthos I can't claim credit for it. The XKCD guy said it. I just thought you guys might find it amusing.

    Wednesday, 22-May-13 14:12:46 UTC from StatusNet Desktop in context
  3. Believe it or not, this has been tried before—a number of countries have built jet-engine-powered trains. Sadly, they never took off. Fortunately, they never took off.

    Wednesday, 22-May-13 14:07:50 UTC from StatusNet Desktop in context
  4. @redenchilada We report to battle stations!

    Wednesday, 22-May-13 13:29:20 UTC from StatusNet Desktop in context
  5. @redenchilada that we pilot — why? 'Cause they're in supply.

    Wednesday, 22-May-13 13:27:08 UTC from StatusNet Desktop in context
  6. @redenchilada I've had it since alpha.

    Wednesday, 22-May-13 12:53:24 UTC from StatusNet Desktop in context
  7. Someone has tried to reset my minecraft password once a day, every day, for the past year. You'd think they'd stop.

    Wednesday, 22-May-13 12:46:49 UTC from StatusNet Desktop in context
  8. @mushi It's "Bulma" which as far as I know is the original name

    Wednesday, 22-May-13 12:23:41 UTC from StatusNet Desktop in context
  9. @maou Affirmative

    Wednesday, 22-May-13 11:58:19 UTC from StatusNet Desktop in context
  10. @maou No

    Wednesday, 22-May-13 11:56:21 UTC from StatusNet Desktop in context
  11. There's nothing quite like the feeling of nice cold metal against your eyeball

    Wednesday, 22-May-13 11:50:03 UTC from StatusNet Desktop
  12. @scoot https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=R0DkbaytG0A

    Wednesday, 22-May-13 11:42:03 UTC from StatusNet Desktop
  13. Well, what is it?

    Wednesday, 22-May-13 11:09:52 UTC from StatusNet Desktop
  14. @broniebrown There's evidence to suggest that Dyslexics find comic sans easier to read than other standard fonts. It's down to the "Hand drawn" aspect making letters that are traditionally mirrored versions of eachother more visually distinct.

    Wednesday, 22-May-13 10:52:26 UTC from StatusNet Desktop in context
  15. This is probably the craziest, most roundabout hackjob I've ever done. I deserve a goddamn medal if this works

    Wednesday, 22-May-13 09:59:46 UTC from StatusNet Desktop
  16. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_ex_rel._Gerald_Mayo_v._Satan_and_His_Staff so that's an interesting lawsuit

    Tuesday, 21-May-13 21:53:19 UTC from web in context
  17. @rarity Good Luck

    Tuesday, 21-May-13 21:34:39 UTC from web in context
  18. @scribus That'd make him happy,

    Tuesday, 21-May-13 19:33:59 UTC from web in context
  19. @scribus disclose your address to the pickle.

    Tuesday, 21-May-13 19:31:55 UTC from web in context
  20. @madflavors You die, stupid.

    Tuesday, 21-May-13 19:25:27 UTC from web in context
  21. "Ask me what happens if you die in reality"

    Tuesday, 21-May-13 19:23:26 UTC from web in context
  22. Oh, false awakenings. What fun

    Tuesday, 21-May-13 19:15:41 UTC from web
  23. If you're in the UK and thinking about food, it's buy one get one for £1 at dominos this week, even on deliveries.

    Tuesday, 21-May-13 18:20:57 UTC from web in context
  24. http://i.imgur.com/YaDfj.jpg Oh no wait. This is the most offensive thing.

    Tuesday, 21-May-13 17:52:10 UTC from web in context
  25. http://i.imgur.com/PiU46Ti.jpg this is basically the most offensive thing I've seen in a long time.

    Tuesday, 21-May-13 17:49:28 UTC from web in context
  26. @pony A persons soul gem can become corrupt as a result of sadness or despair. Homura still had magical reserves left during her battle with Walpurgisnacht, but the thought of her actions harming Madoka is what caused her gem to darken.

    Tuesday, 21-May-13 14:12:21 UTC from web in context
  27. @pony If you wished not to fight witches, you'd simply have a soul gem that your own wish prevented you from recharging should you fall into despair. You'd either have to become a magical girl charity case, or become a witch yourself.

    Tuesday, 21-May-13 14:01:20 UTC from StatusNet Desktop in context
  28. @nerthos @pony As an incubator, I can field this question. Incubators aren't actually trying to screw contractees. They select contractees liable to screw up their own wishes. "Magical girl potential" isn't just about the amount of entropy they can negate. Every "failed" wish that is depicted is a result of people not being honest with themselves about what they want.

    Tuesday, 21-May-13 13:58:59 UTC from StatusNet Desktop in context
  29. @mushi You can have it all *winks seductively*

    Tuesday, 21-May-13 13:53:11 UTC from StatusNet Desktop in context
  30. @nerthos That's because pirates don't care about technical support. The brute-force "always install" approach to directX and other runtime components has been proven to cut down on support issues.

    Tuesday, 21-May-13 13:52:46 UTC from StatusNet Desktop in context

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