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*staggers out of bed* *tiptoes wobbily around a huge pile of con supplies* *groggily fills out paperwork* *tosses a huge pile of Nigerian scam emails into the trash* "yay"
Monday, 26-Sep-11 15:28:48 UTC from web-
@purpletinker jeez, you okay? Every party pony needs a good break every now and then.
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@quetzalcoatl I'm getting right on that 'being okay' stuff. I hear it's pretty tass. Next time, staffers and congoers alike get an 8-hour scheduled sleep window every night. Radical concept. New technology. SLEEP: New from Tinker Labs.
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@purpletinker that would help. Alot.
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@purpletinker I don't need sleep, I have my own special brew of coffee.
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@colfax <janeway>Coffee. Black.</janeway>
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@purpletinker Actually, right now I have a 32oz. mug here full of espresso that I double brew... I don't recommend it for everyone, especially if you have a heart condition, are prone to seizures, pregnant, driving, operating heavy equipment, light equipment or no equipment.
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@colfax what, are you trying to do like Fry did in that one episode of Futurama?
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@colfax That should adequately wake you up. I've had 2 cups of regular coffee, about 10 oz each and I'm still tired. :( Next up is Diet Coke for lunch. XD
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@quetzalcoatl @jinroh I'm aiming more for what Hammy did in the Over the Hedge movie.
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@colfax If I drank that much coffee, I'd wake up in Equestria. (N.b.: I operate on the theory that Equestria is where good ponies go when they die.)
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@jinroh try out some Cuban coffee. You're supposed to drink it in small espresso cups, but you could go and try it in a regular coffee cup, giving you about six servings in one go.
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@purpletinker you'd explode twice!?
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@quetzalcoatl I shall have to try it sometime. ^^ Though at work here, all we get is *shudder* Maxwell House. I'll have to buy some and slip it into the coffee machine. Then I'll be pleased at watching everypony else jittering around all day. XD
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@jinroh you need a special machine for it. And a little metal cup.
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@colfax Hehe sounds like fun. Good luck on your quest!
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@quetzalcoatl Ah whiskers. I need something strong you can brew in a standard coffee machine.
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@purpletinker I tend to cut back when things start to blueshift, but one of these days...
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@jinroh i think that if you were to put Cuban coffee in a standard machine, you'd create an explosion big enough to slaughter the entire universe.
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@jinroh Yeah, thanks, I just need to figure out a way to keep my clothes from bursting into flames when I finally manage it tough.
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@quetzalcoatl Nope, my Cuisinart still works fine, though it did cause a larger drain on the reactor and an increase in coolant temperature.
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@quetzalcoatl Haha, that is my new contingency plan. XD Should Zombie Ponies every overrun us all, that is what I shall do.
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@colfax huh, cuisinarts must be stronger nowadays.
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@jinroh zombie ponies -> kill everything that ever was. I fear your thoughts.
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@colfax Good luck! Clothes en fuego es no bueno. Maybe pre-soak yourself.
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@quetzalcoatl Haha, as do I. That's why I now have a contingency plan. XD
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@quetzalcoatl Too, mine's been modified a bit, now it weighs in at about half a ton without the shield plates... turns out you can get really cheap parts from old decomissioned chinese nuclear powerplants.
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@jinroh I might give it try with a nomex flightsuit and see what happens.
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@colfax That works, or you could be 20% cooler and wear an asbestos suit around all day. XD
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@jinroh Nomex doesn't give you cancer...
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@colfax Well it would be 20% cooler. XD
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@colfax I usually only ease up on the caffeine after I've gone to Plaid.
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@purpletinker And, with that, congratulations on a successful convention. :) Now, the aftermath.
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