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  1. Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark

    GHERKIN WISHES HE WAS A FEMALE GIRAFFE.

    Tuesday, 27-Sep-11 10:34:48 UTC from TTYtter
    1. Jonathan Burgess Jonathan Burgess

      @ceruleanspark Fun fact of the day: To tell if a female giraffe is ovulating, the male giraffe whacks her apples with his head to get her to dole and then he drinks the dole.

      Tuesday, 27-Sep-11 10:35:41 UTC from web
      1. Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark

        @nvrrmbr This is relevant to Gherkins interests.

        Tuesday, 27-Sep-11 10:36:43 UTC from TTYtter
        1. Gherkin ☑️ Gherkin ☑️

          @ceruleanspark @nvrrmbr Except that I already knew.

          Tuesday, 27-Sep-11 10:37:04 UTC from web
          1. Jonathan Burgess Jonathan Burgess

            @thelastgherkin @ceruleanspark Another fun fact: 87% of giraffe sex is male-on-male.

            Tuesday, 27-Sep-11 10:37:44 UTC from web
            1. Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark

              @nvrrmbr so you're saying Gherkin wouldn't see much action is his fantasy were to be fulfilled

              Tuesday, 27-Sep-11 10:38:39 UTC from TTYtter
              1. Jonathan Burgess Jonathan Burgess

                @ceruleanspark Exactly.

                Tuesday, 27-Sep-11 10:39:29 UTC from web
              2. Gherkin ☑️ Gherkin ☑️

                @ceruleanspark Have you even read my wish-fulfilment fics? I'd chuck giraffe society and find the first nerdy okapi girl I could.

                Tuesday, 27-Sep-11 10:41:21 UTC from web
                1. Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark

                  @thelastgherkin Am I just a proxy for Mocha in your little scheme?

                  Tuesday, 27-Sep-11 10:42:01 UTC from TTYtter
                  1. Gherkin ☑️ Gherkin ☑️

                    @ceruleanspark Technically...

                    Tuesday, 27-Sep-11 10:45:32 UTC from web
                    1. Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark

                      @thelastgherkin Well now I need to see a filly-Okapi-Cerulean X She-Giraffe-Gherkin image

                      Tuesday, 27-Sep-11 10:47:28 UTC from TTYtter
                      1. Gherkin ☑️ Gherkin ☑️

                        @ceruleanspark Oh my lord.

                        Tuesday, 27-Sep-11 10:49:05 UTC from web
                        1. Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark

                          @thelastgherkin It's beautiful isn't it.

                          Tuesday, 27-Sep-11 10:49:51 UTC from TTYtter
                          1. Gherkin ☑️ Gherkin ☑️

                            @ceruleanspark I've got wood.

                            Tuesday, 27-Sep-11 10:50:55 UTC from web
                            1. Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark

                              @thelastgherkin WELL THEN GET TO DRAWING.

                              Tuesday, 27-Sep-11 10:51:20 UTC from TTYtter
                              1. Gherkin ☑️ Gherkin ☑️

                                @ceruleanspark I think I'm just going to tweak the first pic I did first, and then if that looks pretty cool go the whole hog.

                                Tuesday, 27-Sep-11 10:54:10 UTC from web
                                1. Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark

                                  @thelastgherkin This I've got to see.

                                  Tuesday, 27-Sep-11 10:54:49 UTC from TTYtter
            2. Barton Flank Barton Flank

              @nvrrmbr '87 rap papayas was Melle Mel.

              Tuesday, 27-Sep-11 10:39:36 UTC from web
              1. Barton Flank Barton Flank

                @pawnheart wat

                Tuesday, 27-Sep-11 10:39:49 UTC from web
            3. Gherkin ☑️ Gherkin ☑️

              @nvrrmbr 90%. Honestly, get your facts right.

              Tuesday, 27-Sep-11 10:39:57 UTC from web
              1. Jonathan Burgess Jonathan Burgess

                @thelastgherkin I like how you actually know that percentage. I'm just using the one from last year.

                Tuesday, 27-Sep-11 10:40:27 UTC from web
                1. Gherkin ☑️ Gherkin ☑️

                  @nvrrmbr It's my business to know.

                  Tuesday, 27-Sep-11 10:43:39 UTC from web
                  1. Jonathan Burgess Jonathan Burgess

                    @thelastgherkin Why? For Cerulean?

                    Tuesday, 27-Sep-11 10:45:07 UTC from web
              2. Barton Flank Barton Flank

                @thelastgherkin #: For huge Giraffe bananas... headbutt flank.

                Tuesday, 27-Sep-11 10:41:32 UTC from web
      2. Barton Flank Barton Flank

        @nvrrmbr ...and knowing that feels like half a battle.

        Tuesday, 27-Sep-11 10:37:46 UTC from web
        1. madington flavors madington flavors

          @pawnheart G.I JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOE

          Tuesday, 27-Sep-11 10:39:24 UTC from web
    2. Gherkin ☑️ Gherkin ☑️

      @ceruleanspark MY SECRET

      Tuesday, 27-Sep-11 10:36:47 UTC from web