Gherkin ☑️ (thelastgherkin)

  1. Hmm. The "Delete notice" button no longer works. That's probably fine

    about 21 days ago from web
  2. @scribus Six seven!!!

    about a month ago from web in context
  3. What the skibidi

    about 10 months ago from web
  4. @adiwan Gherkin mention

    about 10 months ago from web in context
  5. @scribus Clown carcass in alley this morning, tyre tread on oversized shoe. This circus is afraid of me. I have seen its true face.

    about a year ago from web in context
  6. @scribus And then he goes and blames it on his vicodin addiction like, dude it's your personality that's the problem!

    about a year ago from web in context
  7. @scribus AURORA BORABALIS?

    Tuesday, 15-Oct-24 08:16:52 UTC from web in context
  8. I'm glad this website's popularity peak wasn't during the AI art boom. That would have been hell to moderate

    Tuesday, 08-Oct-24 08:24:40 UTC from web in context
  9. @elli It's easy, you just type grape in and press enter

    Wednesday, 02-Oct-24 08:13:09 UTC from web in context
  10. OK who banned Sheldon Cooper

    Saturday, 07-Sep-24 08:15:11 UTC from web in context
  11. It was called clopping, dad... and everypony did it...

    Saturday, 24-Aug-24 22:15:35 UTC from web in context
  12. My biggest fear is that, y'know. They're gonna come down and be like "Alright y'all, here's the deal, we're a bunch of almond eyed aliens, and y'all are real scared of us, but hold onto your seatbelts because we're hear to get rid of all the trouble. "

    Saturday, 07-Feb-15 21:14:53 UTC from web in context Repeat of ceruleanspark
  13. E

    Sunday, 07-Jul-24 08:03:12 UTC from web in context
  14. @scribus Rise from your grave after top surgery call that Altered Breast

    Monday, 01-Apr-24 08:08:42 UTC from web in context
  15. OK sorry for not zapping that spammer sooner but in my defence "ENJOY WIRELESS CONNECTIVITY" just sounds like a post somebody would make. Hope you're all enjoying your wireless connectivity today

    Monday, 23-Oct-23 08:50:36 UTC from web
  16. Golf spammers make me teed off. Geddit readers? Chortle!

    Thursday, 10-Aug-23 08:23:12 UTC from web in context
  17. (That's a good one, eh readers?)

    Saturday, 01-Jul-23 19:03:47 UTC from web
  18. @macpony55 Concerning. Looking into it

    Saturday, 01-Jul-23 19:01:03 UTC from web in context
  19. @scribus I guess you could say it takes the....... yeast amount of effort

    Wednesday, 14-Jun-23 08:13:35 UTC from web in context
  20. @scribus I would like you to know a sex doll website signed up to reply to this dash with "bad bad"

    Monday, 15-May-23 08:02:35 UTC from web in context
  21. @adiwan It's "tiers" cos you go up and down

    Saturday, 13-May-23 08:30:58 UTC from web in context
  22. IT'S NOT FLUTTERSHY IT'S !POSEY I TELL YA

    Friday, 10-Feb-23 19:30:34 UTC from web
  23. Happy Horse Warming!

    Sunday, 25-Dec-22 09:25:08 UTC from web
  24. Best seven bucks I ever spent

    Sunday, 06-Nov-22 09:54:28 UTC from web
  25. @whomst sup

    Monday, 24-Oct-22 11:24:10 UTC from web in context
  26. @mushi Does it run Otoko Cross Pretty Boys Mahjong Solitaire?

    Monday, 10-Oct-22 08:13:21 UTC from web in context
  27. I am a very punctual moderator

    Friday, 12-Aug-22 08:51:38 UTC from web in context
  28. @scribus (straight male boomer comedian voice) Sounds like my wife!!!!

    Tuesday, 31-May-22 08:12:18 UTC from web in context
  29. They are friends : ) http://rainbowdash.net/url/876144

    Monday, 30-May-22 08:27:41 UTC from web
  30. @scribus Out of nowhere I remembered the ""Injun"" song from Peter Pan for the first time in twenty years and on a rewatch, oh man. Oh man

    Tuesday, 17-May-22 08:31:06 UTC from web in context