

OK you guys. As a really mean lady decided to expose in front of my whole class today, I am a virgin! In fact, this is entirely through choice and I have absolutely no interest in sex whatsoever. ASEXUAL PRIDE, doleES. In the interests of how little your opinions of me should change, here's a giraffe and some #JohnBarrowman. http://fav.me/d306hm4 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGrQ8e2mFck
@thelastgherkin I mean well when I say I don't care at all.
@redenchilada NICE.
@thelastgherkin your teacher exposed to your whole class that you're a virgin? slap that stupid hedonistic murdock in the bucking face.
@noizybrony Oh no, not my teacher. I'm on a course for ages 19 and up, and the lady in question was a peer at the age of 54.
@thelastgherkin OK wow that is the most pathetic thing I've ever heard.
@thelastgherkin Oh, dude, if she's 54, just give her a good, nice comeback of "You're just mad because you're not getting any cause you're so old and wrinkly. I bet it's dry and stale down there. gross. is that mold?" for whenever she bothers you about it again. Seriously, SLAP THAT BUCKING kiwi IN THE FAAAAACCCCEEE.
*insert whining about the declining love and tolerance levels in the community here*
@redenchilada I love you.
@mrdragon <3
@redenchilada Oh hi there, ^.~
@mrdragon Hi there. :)
@lightningcrash Oh hi to you as well
@redenchilada That's not what love and tolerance is about in the slightest and you know it.
@ceruleanspark Oh, I know that.
@redenchilada Good. Because "Love and tolerance means letting everyone walk all over you" is my least favourite misconception in this community.
@ceruleanspark Of course. It's mine too. That's why I like bringing it up so much.
@noizybrony Haha nice man. ;) We had the similar idea. *brohoof*
@jinny *brohoof* Seriously. Buck that cherries. If i were him, i wouldn't stand for that. It doesn't matter if someone's had some or not cause that doesn't make up a person. Honestly, i'd say that should degrade a person for taking sex so casually. papayas's not right, yo.
@noizybrony nope chuck testa
@noizybrony Yeah. There's no reason to have to stand for that. There's a line and that lady crossed it.
@jinny Wipeout for the PSX, cherries. yaherd?
@noizybrony Aw...man, Wipeout was tight, but you gotta have some love for Extreme G for the N64.
@jinny dude... that ain't got jacksheezy on Wipeout. Wipeout was the DEFINITE sh**t.
@noizybrony Aww...come on now, Extreme G was sick.
@jinny Extreme G was sick, there's no doubt about that, but you also gotta admit that the Wipeout series offered MUCH more than what Extreme G could offer.
@noizybrony Yeah Wipeout was sick and fast. ^^ I just had more time with the N64 back in the day so I'm just biased. ;)
@jinny Hahaha yeah same here. IDK, Wipeout was just more enchanting and exciting for me. As for the girl-thing, I remember my last ex, after always giving her my support and whatever, decided to break up with me and 2 days later suck off another dude. That dude was her new friend that she introduced me to a month prior. >:C
@noizybrony I'm not going to pick on a 54-year-old who had, within the past two hours, been crying over the suicide of her husband. And let me borrow some milk for my tea.
@thelastgherkin .......damn it, why didn't you reveal this earlier??? Jesus.... now i feel bad.... Why did she say that about you then????? uuggghhh!!!
@noizybrony I apologise if I've mislead you, but that still doesn't give her the right to say things like that.
@noizybrony My friend Nate would be all making fun of her for her husband's suicide.
@jinny alright my doleh, now you're going a WEE bit too faarrr. so @thelastgherkin ...Why'd she unload on you like that then?? i mean she has no right if she's been going through THAT.
@noizybrony Maybe she just crazy. Like my ex-wife. xD
@jinny Man, i've had my fair share of crazy significant-others. way too much actually.. oh well.
@noizybrony Yeah man, that's never any good. Ya'll think they gonna be good, but then bam. Crazy knife all up in your arm. xD
@jinny Yupyup. Dat Bipolar.
@noizybrony Yeah man, hate that. Don't see me getting all crazy just for no reason. I can sympathize with you on that. xD
@noizybrony @shori Don't forget Road Rash too. That was a tight racing game too. Skitchin' was rad too if you got a chance to play it.
@jinny I love Road Rash. Retro motorbike games are MUCH better than current gen ones, mainly because you don't fall over every 3 seconds. Realism < Fun with those kind of games
@shori I hear you there man. Road Rash 64 is it. Super Hang On in the arcade was teh awesome.
@jinny I love Yu Suzuki games, Super Hang On being no exception
@shori Yeah man, that and Outrun are my favs!
@shori Though!!! I have to say, unfortunately, Chase H.Q. is superior to Outrun, only because of the fact that it has better 3D projection calculations.
@jinny Never tried Chase H.Q. myself. I go to arcades from time to time, but haven't seen it in any of the ones I've gone to D:
@shori Yeah Chase H.Q. is a 1988 game, like Splatterhouse, so it might be harder to find than Outrun.
@noizybrony nope chuck testa
@theawesomepony is that kurt cobain performing an anniversary show at Wichita!?
@noizybrony the hell are u talking about
@theawesomepony cherries.
@noizybrony u make no sense what the hell are u talking about
@theawesomepony He was talking about that lady's husband's suicide.
@jinny thanks see he didnt explain that
@theawesomepony It's because you kept saying "Nope chuck testa". You should have said the chuck testa line for the Kurt Cobain thing. I was setting you up, twat. Oh well. lol
@noizybrony i just say that just to say it deal with it
@noizybrony I don't even know.
@thelastgherkin Well, my condolences to her on her loss.. but still, she has no right to say such vulgar things. I'd say it's probably a coping mechanism. Make yourself tough so that you don't seem weak when death is on the line.
@noizybrony No matter what she's going through, there was no call to randomly upset the life of someone else. She's still in the wrong.
@cptscoot what are u talking about bro
@thelastgherkin I have to say, nowt really justifies the way she treated you... you okay?
@pawnheart I'm feeling better than I was earlier.
@thelastgherkin Well, I'm glad to hear that. Not surprised you were a bit shaken up after that... invasive gesture.
@thelastgherkin I don't see why they care to be honest, it's nothing to do with them. You don't HAVE to do it if you don't want to. You're surrounded by morons.
@cptscoot Half of them were similarly as stunned as I was. There were also a few "you can't say that"s.
@thelastgherkin I can't work out WHY she decided that she had to do this. She's some kind of freak that's for sure; but it sounds like some of them have got your back.
@thelastgherkin At least you got more of a shot at getting some than she does. ;) At 54 she's bound to be all used up.
@thelastgherkin What in ALL the papayass. Man, I would slap a kiwi. Hey, I'm actually going to be in birmingham tomorrow, if you wanna lead me to wherever it is you live and beat her to death.
@ceruleanspark Could you be there for like 9am? I want us to kick the doors down and get it over so I can get on with my lessons.
@thelastgherkin The thing I am attending is at 9:30 so...maybe?
@ceruleanspark Lessons start at 9:30 here. It'd have to be a quick turnover.
@thelastgherkin She's 54 and I'm mentally unstable. How long could it possibly take.
@ceruleanspark You've still got to allow travel time to... where is it you're going?
@thelastgherkin Arden Hotel outside of the city.
@ceruleanspark Yeah I don't know where that is. Why are you going there?
@thelastgherkin Some kind of training.
@ceruleanspark Huh. Well have fun with that.
@thelastgherkin I highly doubt I'm going to live that long.
@thelastgherkin I'd melt her in boiling oil. Not that the ashamed part is problem the fact she thought it was ok is.
@neonflash Her given reason for saying it was "I like to see him blush".
@thelastgherkin That's ludicrous! especially her reason why which sounds sick, creepy and I could understand if you had wronged her but the mentality that she could say these things without any consequences is....just ...ridiculous.