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I went to the butcher's the other day and I bet him £50 that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, "No thanks. The steaks are too high."
Wednesday, 25-Apr-12 21:49:36 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin STOP IT! You're killing me!!!
Wednesday, 25-Apr-12 21:50:29 UTC from web-
@purplephish20 Someone complimented me on my driving today! They left a little note on the windscreen. It said 'Parking fine'. So that was nice of them.
Wednesday, 25-Apr-12 21:52:40 UTC from web-
Wednesday, 25-Apr-12 21:54:10 UTC from web-
@purplephish20 I went to a circus the other day. It was intents.
Wednesday, 25-Apr-12 21:57:05 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Enjoy the rest of your night http://ur1.ca/93mji
Wednesday, 25-Apr-12 21:57:47 UTC from web
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@thatonepony I went to the doctor's the other day and said, "Doctor! I've hurt my arm in several places!" He said, "Well you should stop going to those places then!"
Wednesday, 25-Apr-12 21:51:51 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin and I also see what you did there.
Wednesday, 25-Apr-12 21:52:31 UTC from web-
@coltonrawrr Why did the scarecrow get an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
Wednesday, 25-Apr-12 21:55:41 UTC from web
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@thatonepony I see what you did there.
Wednesday, 25-Apr-12 21:52:19 UTC from web -
@thatonepony I've just come back from a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. Never again.
Wednesday, 25-Apr-12 21:57:56 UTC from web -
@thatonepony I have one friend who's a mushroom. He's a funguy.
Wednesday, 25-Apr-12 22:01:08 UTC from web -
@thatonepony I used to think chiropractors were hacks, but then I went to visit one and now I stand corrected.
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@thatonepony What did the stamp say to the letter? Stick with me and we'll go places.
Wednesday, 25-Apr-12 22:07:34 UTC from web
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