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  1. orungano orungano

    I am gonna get so fat in July

    Wednesday, 18-Jun-14 22:11:21 UTC from web
    1. Narwhal Narwhal

      @mastertdi I'm hoping I don't get as fat as I did last summer. I'm probably gonna be just as lonely though.

      Wednesday, 18-Jun-14 22:12:29 UTC from web
      1. orungano orungano

        @northernnarwhal Why can't we have both? \;~;/

        Wednesday, 18-Jun-14 22:13:12 UTC from web
        1. Narwhal Narwhal

          @mastertdi More like \((;~;))/

          Wednesday, 18-Jun-14 22:13:55 UTC from web
          1. orungano orungano

            @northernnarwhal I like that it looks like they've fallen and can't get up

            Wednesday, 18-Jun-14 22:14:24 UTC from web
            1. Narwhal Narwhal

              @mastertdi They were too heavy

              Wednesday, 18-Jun-14 22:14:49 UTC from web
              1. orungano orungano

                @northernnarwhal This ain't no place for a hero

                Wednesday, 18-Jun-14 22:15:12 UTC from web
                1. Narwhal Narwhal

                  @mastertdi He needed to save his doritos

                  Wednesday, 18-Jun-14 22:15:32 UTC from web
                  1. orungano orungano

                    @northernnarwhal This ain't no place for no better man

                    Wednesday, 18-Jun-14 22:16:11 UTC from web
                    1. Narwhal Narwhal

                      @mastertdi He wills his fedora to his malnourished cat

                      Wednesday, 18-Jun-14 22:19:08 UTC from web
                      1. orungano orungano

                        @northernnarwhal Meowphoria

                        Wednesday, 18-Jun-14 22:20:05 UTC from web
                        1. orungano orungano

                          @mastertdi without the first o

                          Wednesday, 18-Jun-14 22:20:15 UTC from web
                        2. Narwhal Narwhal

                          @mastertdi All cats have neckbeards too

                          Wednesday, 18-Jun-14 22:20:50 UTC from web
                          1. orungano orungano

                            @northernnarwhal Does it count if it's all over their body

                            Wednesday, 18-Jun-14 22:21:47 UTC from web
                            1. Narwhal Narwhal

                              @mastertdi Bodybeard

                              Wednesday, 18-Jun-14 22:22:20 UTC from web
                              1. orungano orungano

                                @northernnarwhal One of my many nicknames

                                Wednesday, 18-Jun-14 22:23:27 UTC from web
                                1. Narwhal Narwhal

                                  @mastertdi Like "Alex". Why do people call you that, anyway?

                                  Wednesday, 18-Jun-14 22:25:08 UTC from web
                                  1. orungano orungano

                                    @northernnarwhal Beats Tiff.

                                    Wednesday, 18-Jun-14 22:26:29 UTC from web
                                    1. Narwhal Narwhal

                                      @mastertdi Born and raised MasterSTD

                                      Wednesday, 18-Jun-14 22:29:17 UTC from web
                                      1. orungano orungano

                                        @northernnarwhal That nickname hurts me more than urinating does.

                                        Wednesday, 18-Jun-14 22:29:47 UTC from web
                                        1. Narwhal Narwhal

                                          @mastertdi Smoking too much crystal, now you're kidney stoned

                                          Wednesday, 18-Jun-14 22:30:45 UTC from web
                                          1. orungano orungano

                                            @northernnarwhal More like Spliffany

                                            Wednesday, 18-Jun-14 22:32:09 UTC from web
                                            1. Narwhal Narwhal

                                              @mastertdi Tiffour twenty

                                              Wednesday, 18-Jun-14 22:35:20 UTC from web
                                              1. orungano orungano

                                                @northernnarwhal Tiffanayyyyyyy lmao

                                                Wednesday, 18-Jun-14 22:35:42 UTC from web
                                                1. Narwhal Narwhal

                                                  @mastertdi Keepin it real with my homie Tiffany, I'm as hot as a spliff so come get a whiff of me. Mystic hieroglyphics hit your lungs like cystic fibrosis, Dr. Narwhal's in to give you a critical diagnosis.

                                                  Wednesday, 18-Jun-14 22:42:22 UTC from web
                                                  1. orungano orungano

                                                    @northernnarwhal Yo this ain't no small pond, I'm just too big for these fishes, when I spit hot rhymes I serve 'em on dishes. Fish kebab dole, so open yo' mouth but when you step up to me, no words'll come out

                                                    Wednesday, 18-Jun-14 22:48:09 UTC from web
                                                    1. Narwhal Narwhal

                                                      @mastertdi My mind's collaborating and my ideas are elaborating that my foe's are like puddles and I'm the sun so they're evaporating.

                                                      Wednesday, 18-Jun-14 22:51:23 UTC from web
                                                      1. orungano orungano

                                                        @northernnarwhal My tongue don't slip up when I rhyme but I'm thettling scoreth, call me Narwhal the Conqueror 'cause it's the Tylering of the North

                                                        Wednesday, 18-Jun-14 22:54:40 UTC from web
                                                        1. Narwhal Narwhal

                                                          @mastertdi MC TDI, hear my battle cry, a Master in his own domain, now prepare to die. The first of the donger brothers, Mr Yiffington Alice, spitting heat at fools whilst thrusting my phallus. I flow with grace though I write with malice, it's like I'm making bold statements but I write in italics.

                                                          Wednesday, 18-Jun-14 23:02:10 UTC from web
                                                          1. orungano orungano

                                                            @northernnarwhal I'm coked up on Pepsi, I'm a beast so don't test me. The best MC from UK to NC, disses aplenty. Not impressed with me? Y'alln't met with me. U grapesin wot m8, I'ma banger and mash you, take this fajita and wrap you when I'm done with this rap-fu

                                                            Wednesday, 18-Jun-14 23:12:33 UTC from web
                                                            1. Narwhal Narwhal

                                                              @mastertdi # That was mad yo

                                                              Wednesday, 18-Jun-14 23:14:31 UTC from web
                                                              1. orungano orungano

                                                                @northernnarwhal Typing it sickens me

                                                                Wednesday, 18-Jun-14 23:15:12 UTC from web
                                                                1. Narwhal Narwhal

                                                                  @mastertdi Typing this murdock sickens me, I don't wanna rap I wanna be like Dickens, see?

                                                                  Wednesday, 18-Jun-14 23:17:06 UTC from web
                                                                  1. orungano orungano

                                                                    @northernnarwhal No we're done forever now

                                                                    Wednesday, 18-Jun-14 23:17:24 UTC from web
                                                                    1. Narwhal Narwhal

                                                                      @mastertdi Think about the fans!

                                                                      Wednesday, 18-Jun-14 23:18:14 UTC from web
                                                                      1. orungano orungano

                                                                        @northernnarwhal mangoes the fans

                                                                        Wednesday, 18-Jun-14 23:18:30 UTC from web
                                                                        1. Narwhal Narwhal

                                                                          @mastertdi Only the hot ones

                                                                          Wednesday, 18-Jun-14 23:19:09 UTC from web
                                                                          1. orungano orungano

                                                                            @northernnarwhal That's kind of subjective

                                                                            Wednesday, 18-Jun-14 23:19:49 UTC from web
                                                                            1. Narwhal Narwhal

                                                                              @mastertdi I'll be subjecting them to a lot of things

                                                                              Wednesday, 18-Jun-14 23:20:12 UTC from web
                                                                              1. orungano orungano

                                                                                @northernnarwhal jesus kiwiing christ

                                                                                Wednesday, 18-Jun-14 23:20:38 UTC from web
                                                                                1. Narwhal Narwhal

                                                                                  @mastertdi Jesus and Christ should get a room I'm uncomfortable with them grapesing in public

                                                                                  Wednesday, 18-Jun-14 23:21:15 UTC from web
                                                                                  1. orungano orungano

                                                                                    @northernnarwhal can you not

                                                                                    Wednesday, 18-Jun-14 23:22:18 UTC from web
                                                                                    1. Narwhal Narwhal

                                                                                      @mastertdi I've never notted before in my life, so I guess I can't! #

                                                                                      Wednesday, 18-Jun-14 23:23:24 UTC from web
                                                                                      1. orungano orungano

                                                                                        @northernnarwhal I wish I was dead

                                                                                        Wednesday, 18-Jun-14 23:23:48 UTC from web
                                                                                        1. Narwhal Narwhal

                                                                                          @mastertdi Deader than nothing

                                                                                          Wednesday, 18-Jun-14 23:25:09 UTC from web
                                                                                          1. orungano orungano

                                                                                            @northernnarwhal Better dead than red

                                                                                            Wednesday, 18-Jun-14 23:25:51 UTC from web
                                                            2. orungano orungano

                                                              @mastertdi omfg i forgot all this drivel

                                                              Thursday, 04-Sep-14 22:20:33 UTC from web
                                                              1. Someone Probably Someone Probably

                                                                @mastertdi If by drivel you mean masterpiece

                                                                Thursday, 04-Sep-14 22:21:05 UTC from web
                                                                1. orungano orungano

                                                                  @ellieellie pfft

                                                                  Thursday, 04-Sep-14 22:21:54 UTC from web
                                                                2. Narwhal Narwhal

                                                                  @ellieellie Most of my stuff is really tryhard and uses nerdspeak to compensate for talent and wit.

                                                                  Thursday, 04-Sep-14 22:22:12 UTC from web
                                                                  1. Someone Probably Someone Probably

                                                                    @northernnarwhal I've seen some good stuff from you. It's just that snippet from Tiff is really solid.

                                                                    Thursday, 04-Sep-14 22:23:14 UTC from web
                                                                    1. Narwhal Narwhal

                                                                      @ellieellie The "I'm coked up on Pepsi" line is gold

                                                                      Thursday, 04-Sep-14 22:24:28 UTC from web
                                                                      1. Someone Probably Someone Probably

                                                                        @northernnarwhal The best part is the whole thing has a nice flow if you try to rap it out loud

                                                                        Thursday, 04-Sep-14 22:25:27 UTC from web
                                                                        1. Narwhal Narwhal

                                                                          @ellieellie Yeah, I could totally do this

                                                                          Thursday, 04-Sep-14 22:29:43 UTC from web
                                                                          1. Someone Probably Someone Probably

                                                                            @northernnarwhal Do it.

                                                                            Thursday, 04-Sep-14 22:30:11 UTC from web
                                                                    2. Narwhal Narwhal

                                                                      @ellieellie Maybe I'll try actually rapping some of this in the next Skype call.

                                                                      Thursday, 04-Sep-14 22:25:02 UTC from web
                                                            3. Haru Haru

                                                              @tiffany now rhyme orange with porn like Eminem

                                                              Monday, 18-May-15 02:54:25 UTC from web
                                                              1. MetalTao MetalTao

                                                                @polarbear EXCUSE ME/ But Porn is like.. Teh best Fruit? Did you NOT know?

                                                                Monday, 18-May-15 02:55:17 UTC from web
                                                                1. Scribus Scribus

                                                                  @metaltao I thought Pizza was! Because Tomato sauce and stuff?

                                                                  Monday, 18-May-15 02:55:47 UTC from web
                                                                  1. MetalTao MetalTao

                                                                    @scriba Naw man, only when it has stuffed Crust is it Porn.

                                                                    Monday, 18-May-15 02:56:04 UTC from web
                                                                    1. Scribus Scribus

                                                                      @metaltao I dunno, man, the short-lived triple-decker pizza at Pizza Hut was pretty smexay~

                                                                      Monday, 18-May-15 02:57:03 UTC from web
                                                                      1. MetalTao MetalTao

                                                                        @scriba MMMM! What about teh Middle Easter Burger Pizza? WIth Burger /gems/?
                                                                        GEMS?!

                                                                        Monday, 18-May-15 02:57:39 UTC from web
                                                              2. orungano orungano

                                                                @polarbear Oranges; peach, pears, plums, syringes; I'm inches away from you dear, fear none; hip-hop is in a state of 911

                                                                Monday, 18-May-15 02:56:19 UTC from web