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My cat is malicious http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/818082
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@northernnarwhal Whatever that is, it probably had it coming
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@zazie It's wallpaper
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@northernnarwhal The wallpaper probably deserved it. Probably looked at your cat wrong.
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@zazie This is first degree murder we're dealing with here
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@northernnarwhal I don't know, seems like a hot-blooded crime of passion to me, second degree murder at worst.
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@zazie So my cat and the wallpaper were secret lovers before the crime took place?
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@northernnarwhal There's no evidence to suggest otherwise.
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@zazie What kind of sentence are we looking at here?
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@northernnarwhal Probably around 20 years, with possibility of parole.
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@northernnarwhal There's someone you should probably call about this.
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@zazie Is that cat years?
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@thelastgherkin Presumably.
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@zazie I still need to watch Better Call Saul, don't I?
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@northernnarwhal Yeeees
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@northernnarwhal Bin your anime
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@northernnarwhal god papayaing damnit
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@northernnarwhal sounds like a deal
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@mastermushi That would probably be pretty comfy actually, good back support.
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