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Monday, 30-Mar-15 02:29:18 UTC from web-
@sassie You have my attention
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@theyurityphoon [waves butt]
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@tiffany Meh. A soul-crushing tends to dull one's view on other people
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@northernnarwhal some kind
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@sassie *raises shield and clenches rosary*
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@tiffany You're fine. I've just found butts in better pastures.
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RDN's Lucifer likes this.
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@nerthos *prepares silver bullets*
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@theyurityphoon MY BUTT IS THE PASTIEST OF ALL
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@tiffany sorry, you're not a PAWG and you definitely don't have a whootie
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@northernnarwhal Never
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@theyurityphoon What are these words
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@northernnarwhal Credo in Deum Patrem omnipotentem, Creatorem caeli et terrae...
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@tiffany well, I can say that whootie means big white booty
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@theyurityphoon yes good
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@theyurityphoon Whootie and the Blowfish.
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@nerthos Forgive me Father for I have sinned
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@theyurityphoon Papa ah'd wanna glomp?
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@northernnarwhal Pray the furry away
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@nerthos not quite
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@nerthos or pray for more furry in your life
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@nerthos Marijuana is turning our children into furries
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@theyurityphoon Teach me your words on skype.
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@theyurityphoon *shakes torche at* Crux sacra sit mihi lux
Non draco sit mihi dux
Vade retro satana
Numquam suade mihi vana
Sunt mala quae libas
Ipse venena bibas -
@nerthos all I see is "yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff"
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@northernnarwhal We should burn it to be safe
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@nerthos In our mouths
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@northernnarwhal We already ran out of incense so what do we have to lose?
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@theyurityphoon You are already lost
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@nerthos Lost in the Nirvana that is furrydom
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@theyurityphoon *bars the doors*
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@nerthos Our minds, mostly
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@northernnarwhal As long as we keep our souls our Potato Knishes OG JC will accept us
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@nerthos I really wanna share a joint with Jesus
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@northernnarwhal I wonder if getting the demon high enough it leaves the body for snacks counts as a successful exorcism
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@nerthos Maybe you and the demon just both get really mellowed out then vaguely talk about existentialism for a good hour or so before he decides to leave on his own because you two become bros
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@northernnarwhal "Satan, bruh" "What" "Bruh" "What" "Bruuuh" "Oh... yeee" *demon leaves*
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@nerthos "So, have you ever like, gotten so high you accidentally possessed yourself?"
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@northernnarwhal Maybe hell is just so full of dank fumes that demons stumble their ways into bodies.
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@nerthos The eternal hellfire is just there so they can be constantly burning pot
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@nerthos "Dude, man, like, I got lost, OK? And, so then, I was a little girl! And everyone was all freaking out, man..."
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@northernnarwhal Once the first stoners went to hell, big S got some new ideas
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@nerthos "Bruh, call me Lucy"
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@scribus "I just wanted to go home"
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@nerthos Shoot kiwiing hardcore drugs right into my veins you pansies.
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@miki Calm down, Spartan. The unfreezing process can be confusing. Using such vulgar, caveman-like language is illegal in the civilized society of today.
