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@northernnarwhal clever
Saturday, 11-Apr-15 05:46:29 UTC from web-
ok im good
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@jakuminaj Clever? I don't even know her!
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@northernnarwhal buubz
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@northernnarwhal Yeah, have you met Lame? You two have a lot in common.
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@jakuminaj I didn't know this Lame person slept with your mother too!
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@scriba Can you recite the alphabet backwards for me?
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@northernnarwhal Z Y X W X V U T S R P O M N L K J I H G F E D C B A?
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@northernnarwhal Their relationship lasted two weeks. Mom was tired of them. I heard they were warming up to your brother, though.
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@scriba I'm calling a cab
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@northernnarwhal But I'm already homo! And also home, even!
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@scriba I checked your nipples, they're not lactating homo milk it's clearly 2%
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@jakuminaj Yeah if I was in bed with your mom for two straight weeks I'd be tired too
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@northernnarwhal I guess my mom is THAT good.
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@northernnarwhal That's because I'm only 2% homo (unless it's for thar super-really-hella cute guy I met in the furry scene 10~11 years ago <3)
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@jakuminaj The reviews don't lie
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@scriba Story time?
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@northernnarwhal tl;dr He was (and is) so gorram cute and sweet, I wish I were gayer than I actually am, aside from the fact that he's happily married and I love both him and his wife far too much to cause either of them that pain.
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@scriba Was his wife also a furry?
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@northernnarwhal Kinda~sorta.
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@scriba Couples that yiff together stay together
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@northernnarwhal Yeah, sure, they yiff together, but is yiffing other people still yiffing together?
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@scriba If you yiff them at the same time, I'd say yes.
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@northernnarwhal kiwiin' Fluffle Puff, I wish!
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@northernnarwhal But for realsies, I didn't talk to him for almost a full year because I was afraid I'd asked for almost exactly literally exactly that. 0_0
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@scriba But you need to furfill your destiny!
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@northernnarwhal Is alcolol really my destiny, though? (that was a trick question)
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@scriba The answer is at the bottom of the bottle.
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@northernnarwhal Except by the time I reach it, I'm too fit-shaced to understand it!
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@scriba And that, dear Scribus, is the nature of destiny
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@northernnarwhal I believe that the Rolling Stones said it best: "Love -- it's a Fluffle Puff."
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@scriba I like the way Aesop Rock puts it: "Look, I've never had a dream in my life/Because a dream is what you wanna do, but still haven't pursued/I knew what I wanted and did it till it was done/So I've been the dream that I wanted to be since day one!"
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@northernnarwhal (I may or may not be slightly too fit-shased for this)
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