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  1. Triscy Triscy

    Hey... I'm Fluttershy. I saw this site and made an account. I hope you don't mind...

    Tuesday, 05-Apr-11 01:06:59 UTC from web
    1. not a clever pony not a clever pony

      @comradeconventrix Guy with a superiority complex. y u so smart?

      Friday, 08-Jun-12 00:29:40 UTC from web
    2. RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space) RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space)

      @comradeconventrix http://ur1.ca/9go0y

      Friday, 08-Jun-12 00:29:54 UTC from web
    3. Scribus Scribus

      @comradeconventrix Because no computer manufacturer has taken my idea to install a spring-loaded boxing glove in their machines.

      Friday, 08-Jun-12 00:30:19 UTC from web
    4. RDN's Lucifer RDN's Lucifer

      @comradeconventrix Because internet for everyone forces the smart people to recede to closed circles?

      Friday, 08-Jun-12 00:32:41 UTC from web
    5. Sir E. Hooves III Sir E. Hooves III

      @comradeconventrix But that would take all the fun out of tech support. Smart users are boring. Dumb ones are the ones with stories!

      Friday, 08-Jun-12 00:34:07 UTC from web
    6. Scribus Scribus

      @comradeconventrix I like just taking off obvious warning labels, like "Do not iron clothes while wearing them," or "Don't use blowdryer in the shower." Problem solves itself!

      Friday, 08-Jun-12 00:34:24 UTC from web
      1. RDN's Lucifer RDN's Lucifer

        @scribus "Don't stop the blade with your hands" says on my chainsaw.

        Friday, 08-Jun-12 00:40:29 UTC from web
        1. RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space) RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space)

          @nerthos Caution: hot chocolate is hot and may cause burns.

          Friday, 08-Jun-12 00:41:52 UTC from web
          1. RDN's Lucifer RDN's Lucifer

            @redenchilada I should translate the 20cm long instructions label on a ladder my dad bought a while back.

            Friday, 08-Jun-12 00:43:25 UTC from web
        2. Scribus Scribus

          @nerthos My favorite is the possibly-Photoshopped/possibly-actual-Engrish "Keep knives out of children."

          Friday, 08-Jun-12 00:41:55 UTC from web
          1. RDN's Lucifer RDN's Lucifer

            @scribus Children warnings always make me laugh, because I remember an episode with my neighbour screaming to her kids "¡Esto es veneno! ¡Te podés moriiirr!" literally translated, "This is poison! You can diieee!" after they probably played with cleaning products or something.

            Friday, 08-Jun-12 00:45:17 UTC from web
            1. Scribus Scribus

              @nerthos Response: "Can? Not 'will'?" :p

              Friday, 08-Jun-12 00:46:57 UTC from web
              1. RDN's Lucifer RDN's Lucifer

                @scribus "Can" The whole thing was hilarious. Kids need to be retarded to die with those things. All my childhood I played with blades, rocks, poisons, cleaning products, fire, small things, and I'm yet alive, without any accident while playing with them.

                Friday, 08-Jun-12 00:49:13 UTC from web
    7. RDN's Lucifer RDN's Lucifer

      @comradeconventrix That's the point on them being closed. You can only enter if they let you in. Necesary elitism is what is called. An inverse quarentine.

      Friday, 08-Jun-12 00:35:24 UTC from web
    8. RDN's Lucifer RDN's Lucifer

      @comradeconventrix Some of the "friends groups" here count, yes.

      Friday, 08-Jun-12 00:35:53 UTC from web
    9. RDN's Lucifer RDN's Lucifer

      @comradeconventrix The problem with IQ is that it's relative to areas of expertise.

      Friday, 08-Jun-12 00:38:11 UTC from web
    10. Scribus Scribus

      @comradeconventrix Well, I adopted it from a stand-up routine. :p

      Friday, 08-Jun-12 00:39:20 UTC from web
    11. RDN's Lucifer RDN's Lucifer

      @comradeconventrix You know I like to be serious xD

      Friday, 08-Jun-12 00:39:47 UTC from web