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  1. Narwhal Narwhal

    It's been a while since I've gone on a good string of non-sequitur

    Friday, 18-Sep-15 03:41:40 UTC from web
    1. Scribus Scribus

      @northernnarwhal And I believe I'm spent, so. . . "No soap, radio!"

      Friday, 18-Sep-15 03:42:59 UTC from web
      1. Narwhal Narwhal

        @scribus And our radio show is called "The Aristocrats"!

        Friday, 18-Sep-15 03:45:35 UTC from web
        1. Scribus Scribus

          @northernnarwhal Truly an underappreciated Disney animated feature.

          Friday, 18-Sep-15 03:46:19 UTC from web
          1. Narwhal Narwhal

            @scribus Ah yes, I love the scene where the two main characters are eating spaghetti in the moonlight, their kiss turning Tramp into a man again so he can push Gaston off of Pride Rock and free the Genie from the lamp.

            Friday, 18-Sep-15 03:50:10 UTC from web
            1. Scribus Scribus

              @northernnarwhal That doesn't sound familiar; must have been in the old testament.

              Friday, 18-Sep-15 03:52:30 UTC from web
              1. Narwhal Narwhal

                @scribus You have to read it in the original Japanese, they cut content in the localized version.

                Friday, 18-Sep-15 03:53:15 UTC from web
                1. Scribus Scribus

                  @northernnarwhal Sounds like I need to practice my reading-in-a-mirror-to-avoid-gibbering-madness, then.

                  Friday, 18-Sep-15 03:56:06 UTC from web
                  1. Narwhal Narwhal

                    @scribus If you say "Bloody Mary" three times into the mirror she'll come and help you read it, she's been taking classes on weekends

                    Friday, 18-Sep-15 03:57:36 UTC from web
                    1. Scribus Scribus

                      @northernnarwhal Last time I called her, I found out she was cheating on me with non-bearded alternate-me. :c

                      Friday, 18-Sep-15 03:59:14 UTC from web
                      1. Narwhal Narwhal

                        @scribus Hey man, all is fair in love, war, and black magic spirit conjuring

                        Friday, 18-Sep-15 03:59:51 UTC from web
                        1. Scribus Scribus

                          @northernnarwhal Yeah, mama said there'd be days like this...

                          Friday, 18-Sep-15 04:00:15 UTC from web
                          1. Narwhal Narwhal

                            @scribus Mama also said Santa Claus was real. Who can you really trust?

                            Friday, 18-Sep-15 04:04:11 UTC from web
                            1. Scribus Scribus

                              @northernnarwhal At least Werewolf Jesus never lied to me.

                              Friday, 18-Sep-15 04:06:35 UTC from web
                              1. Narwhal Narwhal

                                @scribus Him and Raptor Jesus are the true unproblematic faves

                                Friday, 18-Sep-15 04:07:56 UTC from web
                                1. Scribus Scribus

                                  @northernnarwhal As long as it isn't Whitewashed Republican American Jesus, really.

                                  Friday, 18-Sep-15 04:30:20 UTC from web
                                  1. Narwhal Narwhal

                                    @scribus I don't trust that guy, he keeps trying to break into my house

                                    Friday, 18-Sep-15 04:31:23 UTC from web
                                    1. Scribus Scribus

                                      @northernnarwhal The kind of neighbor even Mr. Rogers didn't want around.

                                      Friday, 18-Sep-15 04:32:53 UTC from web
                                      1. Narwhal Narwhal

                                        @scribus He invited me to his house for a dinner party and split a medium pizza among 12 of us and kept calling us all his "bros". Like I get it, you're in a tight spot financially and want us to pitch in pizza money, but just say so man.

                                        Friday, 18-Sep-15 04:35:13 UTC from web