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Monday, 04-Apr-11 23:23:56 UTC from web-
@greydragon412 Well.... the acoustic bit is...
Monday, 25-Jun-12 14:16:51 UTC from web -
@greydragon412 You... sunnofabananas
Monday, 25-Jun-12 14:18:13 UTC from web -
@greydragon412 Thanks for adding to my list of dreadful puns that still made me laugh.
Monday, 25-Jun-12 14:19:58 UTC from web -
@greydragon412 I'll tell you the one about margerine....actually, I'd butter not. You might spread it.
Monday, 25-Jun-12 14:23:27 UTC from web-
@mibthebrony Have you heard the one about the skunk? It really stinks.
Monday, 25-Jun-12 14:24:08 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Have you heard the one about the pizza? Probably not, it's too cheesy.
Monday, 25-Jun-12 14:27:03 UTC from web-
@mibthebrony Have you heard the one about the three holes in the ground? Well well well.
Monday, 25-Jun-12 14:31:21 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin I recently dropped some banana tree seeds down the loo. Finally got some toiletries.
Monday, 25-Jun-12 14:35:08 UTC from web-
@mibthebrony I had a dream the other day about eating a giant marshmallow, and when I woke up my pillow was gone...
Monday, 25-Jun-12 14:36:25 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Eating some soup. It's chowda this world!
Monday, 25-Jun-12 14:38:04 UTC from web-
@mibthebrony Did you hear about the robber who took a bath while breaking in? He wanted to make a clean getaway.
Monday, 25-Jun-12 14:50:30 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin All my family are on the police force, apart from my grandfather, who was a criminal. He died recently, surrounded by his family.
Monday, 25-Jun-12 14:52:23 UTC from web-
@mibthebrony Why do dentists make good witnesses? They always tell the tooth.
Monday, 25-Jun-12 14:58:03 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Did you know the Dalai Lama went to rehab to help with his gambling problem? I heard he likes Tibet.
Monday, 25-Jun-12 14:59:45 UTC from web-
@mibthebrony Where do astronauts park their shuttles? At a... I just forgot the punchline mid-sentence.
Monday, 25-Jun-12 15:03:10 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Have you heard the one about the helmet? If not, it'll probably go over your head
Monday, 25-Jun-12 15:06:19 UTC from web-
@mibthebrony A banana striptease must be a-peeling.
Monday, 25-Jun-12 15:07:11 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin I've finished my chowda, and now I'm eating a jam and peanut butter sandwich. I bet you're peanut butter and jealous.
Monday, 25-Jun-12 15:08:43 UTC from web-
@mibthebrony What kind of glasses do ghosts wear? Spooktacles.
Monday, 25-Jun-12 15:09:55 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Did you hear about the cowboy who only wore paper bags? He was charged with rustling.
Monday, 25-Jun-12 15:10:56 UTC from web-
@mibthebrony @thatonepony What do you call a big pile of kittens? ...A meowntain.
Monday, 25-Jun-12 15:11:51 UTC from web
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@thelastgherkin @mibthebrony you obviously both have a webpage with all these jokes open in front of you... post it
Monday, 25-Jun-12 15:11:32 UTC from web-
@purplephish20 I don't.
Monday, 25-Jun-12 15:12:55 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin look... nobody can remember this many bad puns... unless you've decided to clear all the other spaces in your brain in order to do so
Monday, 25-Jun-12 15:13:41 UTC from web-
@purplephish20 I have a brain thing.
Monday, 25-Jun-12 15:15:03 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Thing a have I brain
Monday, 25-Jun-12 15:16:15 UTC from web
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@mibthebrony Where do astronauts park their shuttles? At parking meteors!
Monday, 25-Jun-12 15:06:18 UTC from web
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@thatonepony @thelastgherkin A camel tried to attack me yesterday...Someone had obviously given it the hump.
Monday, 25-Jun-12 15:13:25 UTC from web -
@thatonepony @mibthebrony Two criminals were apprehended the other day; one was eating batteries and the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other off.
Monday, 25-Jun-12 15:14:34 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin @thatonepony I got a black eye today, because you see that lamppost outside? I didn't
Monday, 25-Jun-12 15:18:09 UTC from web-
@mibthebrony What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye-deer.
Monday, 25-Jun-12 15:19:31 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin What do you call a deer with no legs and no eyes? Still no eye-deer
Monday, 25-Jun-12 15:21:29 UTC from web
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@thatonepony @thelastgherkin I'm so glad these puns aren't on paper, or they would be tear-able.
Monday, 25-Jun-12 15:16:16 UTC from web-
@mibthebrony I was in a field with a male and female cow the other day, and one of them attacked me! I thought it was the bull, but it turned out to be the udder one.
Monday, 25-Jun-12 15:17:45 UTC from web
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@thatonepony I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got run over.
Monday, 25-Jun-12 15:18:10 UTC from web -
Monday, 25-Jun-12 15:19:25 UTC from web -
@thatonepony @thelastgherkin I went to the butchers the other day and asked for some meat, but the only meat was on the top shelf. I said to the butcher "sorry mate, but the steaks are too high"
Monday, 25-Jun-12 15:20:46 UTC from web-
@mibthebrony AHA, I MADE THAT ONE TWO MONTHS AGO, YOU LOSE http://rainbowdash.net/notice/1277608
Monday, 25-Jun-12 15:21:30 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin DAMN IT. I wasn't even on RDN then xD
Monday, 25-Jun-12 15:22:10 UTC from web -
@thelastgherkin Still, an admirable duel. Well played.
Monday, 25-Jun-12 15:33:34 UTC from web
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@thatonepony I'm pretty unlucky, I annoyed some cows a few days ago and now I was almost killed by a moo-cenary
Monday, 25-Jun-12 15:28:58 UTC from web -
@thatonepony We've all fallen asleep at the wheel at some point in our lives. I don't know how hamsters cope.
Monday, 25-Jun-12 15:31:45 UTC from web
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