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@theforeverfreest Pizza is a luxury only for the living.
Friday, 21-Dec-12 05:20:12 UTC from web-
Escaping the apocalypse is easy. You just travel to timezones where it hasn't happened yet. Once you get to the last timezone, you just cross to the first one again, where the apocalypse already happened, and you're safe.
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@nerthos Screw that. I run headfirst at the approaching apocalypse, screaming and drunk, blasting power metal, quite possibly nude.
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@scribus That's one way to do it.
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derps likes this.
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@nerthos But then you'd be in the post-apocalypse. You didn't escape it, you just skipped over a part. Also who says it's only going to take one day?
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@scribus With a doctor holding you naked, whilst he slaps your butt?
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@theforeverfreest Sure, why not? Not peacefully in my sleep, like the passengers in his car.
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@finnthehuman The post-apocalypse is never as bad as the apocalypse itself.
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@theforeverfreest What
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@nerthos That's debatable. You could get killed in the apocalypse, which may be better than what it leaves you with.
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@theforeverfreest Just goofing around, inverting an old joke.
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@theforeverfreest So I could do multiple trips. Hmmmm.
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@scribus Let me rephrase. With a doctor holding you naked, whilst he slaps your butt inside of a phone box?
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@finnthehuman I'm a guy who values life above everything else.
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