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http://instagram.com/itslavishb[i]tch <--- get rid of the brackets to go to the greatest thing ever. #nsfw
Thursday, 04-Apr-13 05:55:52 UTC from web-
@rarity I think, next time, running it through TinyURL would be a better approach for linking to something with filtered words in the URL.
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@rarity Look at all those iPhones
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@yodelerty I would fake being that guys friend just to get an iPhone
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@rarity I'd definitely ask for more than that. He'll probably do it too.
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@yodelerty I wouldn't even care because iPhones are pretty cool
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@rarity I have an iPhone so I can vouch for this
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@yodelerty Dane
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@rarity WHat is your wish ?
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@yodelerty Can I have your iPhone pls
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@rarity no. i need it to text people
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@yodelerty How many services do I have to perform to get it
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@rarity More than you can even imagine
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@yodelerty >:C
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@rarity It's an iPhona Nico
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@yodelerty >iPhona
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@yodelerty Italian model.
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@scribus Mama phona
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@yodelerty iPhona=Sassy Latina iPhone
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@rarity I don't got no boat
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@rarity You want it
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@communistprime Go ask Oprah for one
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@communistprime talking butt, why do you get a boat?
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@yodelerty it's yours, my friend.
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@rarity The iPhone is mine, yes. I had enough rubies.
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@yodelerty I spent my rubies on a 3DS and a butt tattoo on my leg
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@rarity I'd call it the buttboat
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@rarity gotta keep my buttboat afloat in the moat
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@rarity I have two 3DSes but I definitely want a butt tattoo somewhere.
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@yodelerty why two Dane
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@communistprime butt why?
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@communistprime talking butt
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@rarity the right question is "butt why not"
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@rarity At some point I will have to trade Pokémon with myself
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@yodelerty Gotta catch 'em all!
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@yodelerty #lavish #foreveralone
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@scribus You know it!
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@rarity How do you make friends Nico
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@yodelerty maybe give your extra DS to some cutie
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@rarity I can't give away a $250 investment
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@yodelerty but friendship is priceless Dane
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@rarity But what if the friendship ends. Then I will have no 3DS and no friends
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@yodelerty but if you give a ho a 3DS they have to stay
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@rarity A ho is not a friend Nico
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@yodelerty they will be
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@rarity Hos don't want to trade Pokémon with me Nico
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@yodelerty then give it to a bro
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@rarity But I don't have any bros
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@yodelerty me and Stephan and Snoe-cown are your bros
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@scribus But I can't give my 3DS to him without paying shipping fees
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@rarity But then which one of you do I give the 3DS to
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@yodelerty I already have one so like whoever is more bro I guess
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@rarity Then I guess it's Stephan though now snowcone will be sad
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@yodelerty just buy another for your lvoe Dane
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@rarity Do I look like I'm made of money Nico
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@yodelerty Dane
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@rarity What is it
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@yodelerty isn't lvoe worth it
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@rarity Where is the money coming from Nico
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@yodelerty probably prostitution
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@rarity I'm not attractive enough for that. I am not planet
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@yodelerty then wherever the money for the 2nd one came from
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@rarity my bum
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@yodelerty that doesn't seem that likely
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@rarity I had a pineapple storage business
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@yodelerty why
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@rarity For a cheap laugh, like anything else I say
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@yodelerty your laughs are worth at least 2 3DS
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@rarity I laugh a lot so why aren't I rich
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@yodelerty because the world is cruel
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@rarity and the universe is conspiring against me
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@yodelerty it's conspiring against itself for keeping you down.
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@rarity that's some grade-A balonium there Nico
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@rarity why
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@yodelerty because you're a budarooni
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@rarity what does that mean
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@yodelerty it means I <3 you but no homo.
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@rarity oh well I <3 you too but is this a real word or did you make it up
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@yodelerty Do I ever not make things up
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@rarity yes
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@yodelerty That came out wrong Dane. I meant that I like making silly words
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@rarity Oh. Well apparently you're good at it because I legitimately thought it might be a real word
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@yodelerty you can never know these days, with the yolos and the swags
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@rarity Sometimes you just gotta blaze it to understand the world today
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@yodelerty Four Hundred and Twenty
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@rarity So light 'em op op op
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@yodelerty on foiya
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@rarity in the glark glark
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