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@amie You like ponies? Well, I too happen to enjoy them.
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@amie Hi. Hi and welcome.
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@yodelerty I too enjoy talking about ponies and such.
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@yodelerty What a coincidence.
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@nerthos Thank you.
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@amie Quite so.
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@fhqwhgads I also enjoy Pandemic 2. Killing people with disease, I feel that it is my calling.
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@yodelerty And which pony do you like the most?
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@amie Twilight Sparkle.
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@amie Fluttershy is best pony.
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@flamingpandaomg Nuuuuh! D:
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@nerthos Yuuuuuuh. But the secret? Most ponies are best pony. But Fluttershy is best-est pony.
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@yodelerty Awesome, she's mine too. Hence the avatar.
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@flamingpandaomg I must disagree.
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@amie I respect your opinion and your freedom to have said opinion. :3
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@flamingpandaomg Twilight is the best pony, however.
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@amie Talking about your avatar, can I have source on it?
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@amie Maybe in the Twilight Zone. *ba dum tsch*
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@nerthos Yes, let me look through my Internet history.
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@nerthos I tried reverse searching for that avatar. I got Pinkie Pie with the realistic horse face.
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@amie Thanks.
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@amie No, but seriously. The only pony I really dislike is AJ. :|
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@nerthos Here it is. http://goo.gl/8YbIJ
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@amie why do those designs look like they'd fit perfectly in Adventure Time?
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@amie Thanks again :3
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@flamingpandaomg What did you just say about AJ, sir? I'll have you know that AJ is at least TWO times better than Fluttershy.
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@flamingpandaomg The artist probably emulated the style.
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@flamingpandaomg Maybe because that's the point
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@amie I believe that AJ is only 20% as cool as Fluttershy.
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@flamingpandaomg How could you!
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@flamingpandaomg I have checked my sources and I have found that AJ is actually three times better than Fluttershy and that the 20 percent meme was only funny 2 years ago and now it's just pretty annoying.
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@amie Well then.
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@flamingpandaomg Trust me, I work in a bakery. I am clearly qualified.
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@amie Little known fact: Bakery workers are also Pony Connoisseurs.
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@flamingpandaomg Definite fact.
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@amie Bakery workers are a dying breed.
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@flamingpandaomg Like Time Lords, if David Tennant smelled of cupcakes and rye bread.
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@flamingpandaomg *dying bread
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@flamingpandaomg We are. It's sad, really. We're thinking of mating with other kinda of people, as to keep the species alive.
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@amie but then there's the whole 'who succeeds the Baker's Throne, and once you bring non royalty into it, everything goes to crap.
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@flamingpandaomg Damn Purebreads, they think they're better than us normal people. Not everyone has to be perfect cookie cutters!!!
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@amie Congratulations, you extended the "one amazing user joins each day" streak by yet another day!
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@amie personally, I think that whoever's most fit to succeed should take over, perfect cookie cutter or not. We might need to bring the royal cupcake advisory in to settle this.
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@nerthos woooooooooooooooo! :3
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@nerthos Why thank you!
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@amie Thank you for joining :3
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@nerthos I second that.
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@flamingpandaomg Why can't we all get along? I should start a revolution, like that French crossiant one they wrote that musical about.
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@nerthos @flamingpandaomg Oh gosh!!
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@amie @flamingpandaomg If they want cake, let them have it!
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@amie you can be the souffle-themed Marie Antoinette. Y'know, minus the beheading.
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@nerthos But they can't have their cake and eat it too!
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@fhqwhgads But they don't know that!
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@flamingpandaomg But the beheading as the best part! It was the icing on the cake.
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@amie HAHA! Baking jokes. It all ties together smoothly.
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@flamingpandaomg I'M REALLY DUMB SO THINKING OF PUNS IS REALLY HARD
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@amie b-but.. you're not dumb.
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@flamingpandaomg It's all a facade. I have an IQ of 7
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@amie Lowercase or uppercase 7?
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@amie man, the chimpanzee you have typing your responses is VERY well trained. Where'd you get him?
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@nerthos A mixture.
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@amie Lowppercase?
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@flamingpandaomg I got my chimp from a place called my mind
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@flamingpandaomg Kind of like that weird dude from that one comic that TaLkS lIkE tHiS!
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@amie I wish my mind had a chimpanzee. I'd be a lot more entertained in everyday life.
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@flamingpandaomg Not really. He's pretty ruthless and mean :(
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@amie Beat him. That's how you show that you're the alpha male.
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@flamingpandaomg But I'm a lady!
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@amie Alpha lady-male. It's all very intricate.
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@amie @flamingpandaomg Haha! Foiled!
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@flamingpandaomg He's murder me just like that chimp did to that hippie lady on that documentary :(
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@amie carry twenty-three cans of bear mace. Precisely twenty-three. No more, no less. Then use twenty-two and a half cans on the chimpanzee. Then the second it twitches, use the other half a can on it. You win.
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@nerthos My literal way of thinking is leading me to believe you are actually talking about foil. It'd be cool to weak foil. Just like a robot made of very weak metals.
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@flamingpandaomg I'm just going to give it to the zoo.
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@amie Fine. But I'm going to buy said chimpanzee from the zoo and bear mace it for hurting you.
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@flamingpandaomg Man, don't do that. Cruelty to animals.
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@amie Cruelty to animals doesn't apply when said animal was being mean. o.o
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@amie Like one of those martians from very old movies?
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@flamingpandaomg Now you're just being cruel to me.
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@amie wha-? How?
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@nerthos Heck yes! I love those.
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@flamingpandaomg I loved that monkey. Loved him like he was of my own blood.
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@amie TECHNICALLY he was of your own blood. Or somethin'.
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@amie Speaking of old movies, I spent an hour and a half watching Chaplin today. Old movies are so good.
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@flamingpandaomg Woah, I'm a chimp? That would be totally radical.
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@amie He's been a part of you all along. Remember that time Becky pushed you down in kindergarten and you wanted to fling your poo at her? That was Chimpy.
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@nerthos They are! We have all of the old Marx Brothers movies. Good times.
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@flamingpandaomg Becky was such a jerk. I hate her.
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@amie I can't remember the last time I knew someone named Becky who wasn't a jerk. :|
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@flamingpandaomg What kind of person would abbreviate the name Rebecca anyway. An idiot, that's who.
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@amie I usually watch old movies at midnight with my dad. One of the public TV channels airs them regularly.
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@amie Kinda like people who wear their baseball caps backwards, then get mad when they don't have something blocking the sun.
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@flamingpandaomg Ugh. Ugh ugh ugh.
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@amie I know RIGHT? 'Ugh! This hat is broken or something. I need a refund."
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@nerthos I watch them with my dad, too. We see them at this old movie theatre, usually.
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@flamingpandaomg Such fiends.
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@amie There's a library in my town that used to have old movie nights, but I haven't checked in a while.
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@nerthos We have lazor tag in our library, sometimes. My library is pretty cool, but I miss when it was just books.
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@amie Your library sounds 10,000x better than mine. :o
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@flamingpandaomg I like my library. We're tight.
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@amie actually, since I moved, we don't have a library here. Not enough people to warrant getting one, I suppose.
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@flamingpandaomg You poor soul :(
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@amie eh. Usually isn't a big deal. The few times I've needed a book for tech school, I could just find the book's contents online.
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@amie There's at least two libraries here. The one with the movies and the municipal library. I'd use libraries a lot more if not because PDFs.
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@flamingpandaomg But what if you want a new book to read? You would be forced to either buy it or read it online :(
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@nerthos I love libraries, man. I used to spend my weekends there.
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@amie I'm usually fine with that. Out in sticks where I live everything is updated so slowly that it wouldn't be worth it. I have places where I can buy paperbacks cheap, and I've started loving eBooks much more since my phone does them well.
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@flamingpandaomg out in the sticks*. Lord.
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@amie That explains it then. I just don't have the custom. I always had lots of books at home, so libraries were a now and then activity.
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@flamingpandaomg Eww, eBooks. I think I'm alone with this opinion, though.
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@nerthos I pretty much just read books instead of having a social life.
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@amie nah, there's a certain feeling you get out of reading a physical copy of the book. But eBooks are much more convenient and portable. Only real reason why I read them.
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@amie You're the real Twilight.
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@nerthos Yeah, that's a good description of me.
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@nerthos probably why Twilight's her favorite. :p
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@flamingpandaomg Twilight is an amazing pony.
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@amie Cool. Forgive me for asking, but do you taste like grapes?
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@nerthos I will give her that.
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@nerthos No, I taste like human flesh and sugar, which both taste pretty good.
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@amie I think I'll take sugar over blood though. :o
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@amie ...can I lick you?
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@amie Diabetics. Diabetics don't like sugar.
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@nerthos Yes, lick me. Lick me over the internet.
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@flamingpandaomg Diabetics aren't real people, they're a conspiracy by the government!
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@amie I'm licking the screen but nothing's happening.
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@amie so.. so my parents aren't real? :c I'm crazier than I thought.
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@flamingpandaomg You're parents are robots, son. Think about it, do you remember being born?
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@nerthos You're not trying hard enough.
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@amie trust me, he probably can't see any of his screen through the wall of slobber.
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@amie I tried harder. It tasted like a bit of dirt.
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@nerthos @flamingpandaomg Guys, guys- maybe drooling over a fictional girl on the internet was a bad idea!
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@amie I'm drooling over the sugar, not the girl.
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@amie Technically, I'm just spectating.
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@nerthos But I thought you liked the taste of my human flesh :(
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@amie I do but it's kind of illegal and I don't want no trouble with the po-po.
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@nerthos it's not illegal if they don't know~
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@flamingpandaomg That's not how law works!
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@nerthos Fine, I see how it is. I'm going to go eat soy human until I get fat and die.
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@amie no, don't do it! You have so much more to read before you can do that.
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@nerthos I'm going by Skyrim law, good sir.
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@amie But if you get fat and die you won't taste as good!
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@flamingpandaomg Actually I murdered like, six Redoran guards a while ago and had no bounty.
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@flamingpandaomg I have read all of the crappy novels I can take.
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@nerthos Good, then no one will extract me from my grave and eat me.
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@nerthos Okay, Skyrim AND Morrowind law.
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@amie You should just read fanfics. Then you'll be okay.
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@flamingpandaomg No, not the fanfics, anything but that.
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@flamingpandaomg But not Oblivion. Guards there were omnipresent.
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@amie Hey now, certain fanfics are good.
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@amie That's what /you/ think.
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@nerthos Every guard was linked via NANOMACHINES.
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@flamingpandaomg Metal Gear Asotil
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@flamingpandaomg Ha! Ha! Ha!
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@amie I'm being pretty serious. fimfiction has a lot that I've enjoyed. o.o
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@nerthos If you come dig my grave up I will zombify you so hard.
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@flamingpandaomg Stop it, I'm gonna pee.
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@amie I'll steal yo coffin.
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@amie maybe the scent of pee will keep the gravediggers away.
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@nerthos Noo.
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@amie It will be the central piece of my collection.
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@flamingpandaomg Haha, pee is funny because it's gross.
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@amie Teehee fart jokes.
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@nerthos That's it, I'm going to go Twolight on yo' murdock.
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@amie I'll hug you so hard you don't even know.
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@flamingpandaomg No, fart jokes are inexcusable.
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@amie ermehgerd twerlert sperkle
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@nerthos I meant the trashy vampire books, by the way.
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@amie fart jokes are inexcusable, but you're okay with cannibalism.
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@amie I'll keep in mind to eat a lot of garlic.
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@nerthos No, not garlic. I'm allergic!
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@amie so that's how this is gonna go down.
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@amie I've found your one weakness!
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@nerthos Hey, I'm allergic but it's not my weakness. My weakness is extremely attractive men.
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@amie I see then. *tosses mustache to the ground* GOOD DAY TO YOU, MADAM.
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@amie But what if I /am/ an extremely attractive man?
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@nerthos Are you just recycling my old pictures. http://ur1.ca/di228
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@nerthos good one
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@rarity I wouldn't say extremely but I'm sexier than thou.
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@rarity did you ever get SMB to work for your stream?
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@nerthos I've never posted that one. http://ur1.ca/di23i
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@nerthos good one
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@flamingpandaomg Yeah, I was streaming it fine.
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@maou That's because I went to my facebook pictures. http://ur1.ca/di243
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@rarity Damn. Next time you stream, lemme know. I'll watch. :p only reason I didn't watch this time was because I knew you said you weren't sure if it was working.
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@flamingpandaomg alrighty.
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@nerthos that one literally made me laugh out loud. There's cherry limeade flavored water everywhere. Totally worth it.
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Rarity and dezzie again like this. -
@flamingpandaomg Always happy to waste flavoured water.
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@nerthos you should have wasted the tap water I had to drink earlier.
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@nerthos No one on the internet is attractive!
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@amie No one is attractive on the internet.
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@nerthos Yes, everyone is obese and pimply. No exceptions. The good looking people on Youtube and the like do not exist.
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@amie They're all androids ran by the Japanese government.
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@amie But there's pictures of me on this site proving I'm not obese!
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@nerthos And where is that proof?
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@amie http://imgur.com/WcGIyZn I'm not obese, see?
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@nerthos Which one are you?
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@nerthos am I right to assume you're on the left?
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@amie @flamingpandaomg I'm the guy wearing a black suit.
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@nerthos http://goo.gl/N2zGX dem fingernails.
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@nerthos I refuse to believe you exist, then.
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@amie Why so?
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@flamingpandaomg I keep them somewhat long. I'm used to it.
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@flamingpandaomg I like you
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@nerthos You know why.
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@nerthos I've got the reverse. I have a nervous habit to chew my fingernails, and if I stop trying to bite them, I chew the inside of my mouth. It's always fun inheriting your mother's self-harming habits.
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@maou #NSFW word. http://ur1.ca/di2gh
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@rarity I also like the cut of your jib.
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@amie Because I'm not obese?
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@nerthos are you saying I should cut myself
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@flamingpandaomg I feel clumsy when I have short fingernails.
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@rarity I'm not stopping you.
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@nerthos I feel clumsy regardless. And picking up coins is a pain in the a**.
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@nerthos Nor do you have gross oily hair or pimples.
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@flamingpandaomg You should carry a knife then.
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@amie Blame genetics.
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@nerthos you know that was a misreply you butt
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@nerthos nah, if it's on a surface surface with an edge, I can get it. If it's on the ground, it's staying down there.
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@rarity What do you have against butts, you racist.
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@nerthos You do not exist.
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@amie I am pretty real.
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@flamingpandaomg surface surface. lawl. Don't even know.
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@nerthos what do you have against racists, you homophone.
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@flamingpandaomg A balloon filled with flour is the solution to your coin-picking problems.
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@nerthos ... gesundheit.
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@rarity Well excuse me for liking my phones similar.
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@nerthos There has to be some catch.
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@nerthos wait, are you a designer for Apple?
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@amie I can be an insensitive prick I guess.
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@rarity Hell no. I'd have much more money if I were.
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@flamingpandaomg How dare you. ultra #banned
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@nerthos How does that pass the filter but not a**.
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@flamingpandaomg Do not pass go, do not collect $200
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@flamingpandaomg It's not a swearword
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@nerthos but my joke was so funny, you have to play along
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@rarity What are you, a communist?
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@nerthos nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo :c http://goo.gl/pYHNU
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@maou Like good ol' times. http://ur1.ca/di2kp
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@nerthos in Soviet Russia, joke laughs at you
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@rarity Soviet jokes are kind of mean then,.
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@rarity little known fact, rarity is Kim Jong-Il in disguise.
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@flamingpandaomg I wish I was as handsome as our Glorious Leader
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@nerthos well you should have thought of tht
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@rarity I'll drown them with vodka.
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@nerthos That's it, then. But don't put yourself down.
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@flamingpandaomg he can if he tries hard enough
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@amie Don't worry, I'm too arrogant for that.
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@nerthos in Soviet Russia, vodka drowns you.
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@nerthos Are you Trixie
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@rarity if he does, he'll put that Man vs Food guy out of business.
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@flamingpandaomg that show is gross but satisfying.
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@amie I could be.
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@rarity gross but makes me hungry. Like now.
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@nerthos My mortal enemy!
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@flamingpandaomg and now I am hungry
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@maou Common ailment. http://ur1.ca/di2oq
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@rarity I shall alleviate myself of said hunger with a leftover homemade cheeseburger. Hate me if you wish.
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@rarity it's still cold.. haven't microwaved it yet
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@amie But not for long! Today, we end it with an internet magic duel! The loser has to eat a sightly sour yogurt!
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@flamingpandaomg share pleas
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@nerthos Gross.
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@rarity *gives 3/4*
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@flamingpandaomg awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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@flamingpandaomg very kid
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@rarity I was only going to give half, but my moobs changed my mind. :o
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@flamingpandaomg my moobs just told me to eat my 3/4 in one bite
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@rarity yes.. yes.. let the hunger flow through you.
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@nerthos I'm just too intense.
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Time to make some sandwiches.
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@flamingpandaomg I feel the fat flowing through me
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@rarity but it's amazing fat. Because these are made from amazing venison. :3
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@flamingpandaomg but I like deer :c they are cute
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@rarity well, if it helps, this one was hit by a car and in pain. So dad just ended it for him.
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@flamingpandaomg that's better, I guess.
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@maou Homestuck hiatus is the best. http://ur1.ca/di2w9
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@rarity there's no way it would have recovered. It was the best thing to do for it. :\
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@flamingpandaomg Alright.
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@flamingpandaomg "Don't worry little fella, tonight we feast on your corpse" *shoots*
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@nerthos Pretty much. He is delicious though and only a fool would waste good venison when your neighbor processes it for free pretty much.
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@flamingpandaomg YOU'RE A MONSTER
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@archon If being a monster means you eat well and put animals out of their misery, that's okay. :o
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@flamingpandaomg oh god, Im a monster then
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@archon We're all monsters on the inside.
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@flamingpandaomg I want venison now.
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@nerthos We still have four 1.5lb cooked burgers here.
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@flamingpandaomg But you're far.
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@archon I played that last week. o.o on an emulator though.
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@nerthos but it'd be COMPLETELY worth it.
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@flamingpandaomg Im a wizard
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@flamingpandaomg I'd so break into your fridge if you lived closer.
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@archon Hop on my flying motorcycle then.
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@flamingpandaomg Are we gonna take a ride into the danger zone? :D
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@nerthos it wouldn't be breaking in if I gave it to you.
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@archon The one and only. I thrive on danger.
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@flamingpandaomg Stolen food tastes better or something like that.
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@nerthos I thought it was 'everything's better if it's free'
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@flamingpandaomg Free stuff doesn't feel like an accomplishment.
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@nerthos but I think free stuff is an achievement all on its own.
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@flamingpandaomg When you put it that way...
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@nerthos I shall convert thee to mooch-ism. It is glorious.
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