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  1. "Your package will be delivered betwen 7am and 9pm today." That doesn't narrow it down at all!!

    Tuesday, 28-May-13 09:13:55 UTC from web
    1. @thelastgherkin Last time I had one like that, they sent a followup one a couple of hours later with a more specific time. I remember because it was such a stupid time window.

      Tuesday, 28-May-13 09:23:30 UTC from StatusNet Desktop
      1. @ceruleanspark It keeps happening.

        Tuesday, 28-May-13 09:24:46 UTC from web
        1. @thelastgherkin The Happening

          Tuesday, 28-May-13 09:25:51 UTC from StatusNet Desktop
          1. @ceruleanspark This box contains your (X-)Wings.

            Tuesday, 28-May-13 10:20:56 UTC from web
    2. @thelastgherkin 'Your parcel will be delivered between 7 and 9, at a time that our sophisticated algorithm has determined that you are most likely to be in the bathroom.'

      Tuesday, 28-May-13 09:27:11 UTC from web
      1. @rotation That sounds... absolutely true...

        Tuesday, 28-May-13 09:31:52 UTC from web
        1. @critialcloudkicker It's the authentic bad grammar.

          Tuesday, 28-May-13 09:37:34 UTC from web
          1. @rotation Bedhead grammar

            Tuesday, 28-May-13 09:38:07 UTC from web
      2. @rotation Or the shower!

        Tuesday, 28-May-13 10:21:07 UTC from web
        1. @thelastgherkin Are you telling us that the parcel arrived?

          Tuesday, 28-May-13 10:24:24 UTC from web
          1. @rotation IDK. It's not coming to my house.

            Tuesday, 28-May-13 10:25:08 UTC from web
            1. @thelastgherkin Is it being delivered to a random neighbour who may or may not exist?

              Tuesday, 28-May-13 10:27:58 UTC from web
              1. @rotation I don't know how he could possibly be real.

                Tuesday, 28-May-13 10:38:57 UTC from web