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In other news, playing the ocarina is bloody difficult.
Sunday, 16-Jun-13 10:23:40 UTC from web-
@flaxx Was it made of bread?
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@flaxx Nonsense, just press the c-buttons.
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@nerthos Possibly. It seems a little hard to be made of bread, though. And not very crusty.
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@flamingpandaomg Wait, there must've been a mistake here. I didn't get any C-buttons for mine.
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@flaxx Come on now, up right up right left up.
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@flaxx Munch on it a bit just to be sure.
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@flamingpandaomg But mine only has holes in it!
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@nerthos It felt weird in my teeth and didn't taste nice at all.
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@flaxx That's where the buttons are supposed to fit!
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@flaxx obviously you cover the corresponding holes and blow. You only have four, right? Up Left Right and Down?
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@flaxx Then it isn't bread. Maybe uranium.
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@nerthos But where are the buttons then? I didn't get any!
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@flamingpandaomg I, uh. I have 10. Plus an 11th one, but it doesn't make any sound if I hold that one.
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@nerthos Oh man, isn't that all dangerous and stuff?
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@thelastgherkin Nobody likes A. A's too smug for it's own good.
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@flaxx Yours is obviously a defect. Get a refund.
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@flaxx Only if you are alive.
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@flaxx You were scammed man. There should be 4 yellow buttons and a blue one with an A.
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@flamingpandaomg Aw. But it kind of works anyway!
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@nerthos I like to think that I am.
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@nerthos But I'm not the one who bought it!
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@flaxx Then you should probably start wearing lead clothes.
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@flaxx Then there's nothing to worry about!
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@nerthos Sounds heavy as butts.
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@nerthos Oh, there isn't? Sweet. Now to return to blowing into a ceramic blob and hope it sounds okay.
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@flamingpandaomg Enjoy not being able to warp to a lake, volcano, forest, graveyard, or desert, nor being able to make it rain, travel through time, raise a temple from a swamp, send rock monsters to sleep, call giants forth, talk to people, jump or roll.
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@thelastgherkin Should I be worried that my ocarina doesn't seem to have come with warping powers?
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@thelastgherkin If I could I'd make A disappear and replace it with a cooler letter, like D.
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@flaxx I'd be more worried if having it made you unable to talk to people or read signs.
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@flamingpandaomg (map toggles off)
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@thelastgherkin Maps are for wussies anyways.
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@flamingpandaomg You say that, but I bet Tingle could take you in a fight.
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@flaxx Yes, but it'll save you from radiation. Unless you want to bask in the glory of Atom of course.
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@flaxx Yeeeh!
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@thelastgherkin Speaking of which, I have to go talk to people now. Getting guests and whatnot. Hopefully my speaking abilities will not have disappeared.
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@thelastgherkin I'll beat that ugly little gnome with my pinky toe. Unless he flies away on a balloon or something, in which case I still win.
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