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Tuesday, 18-Jun-13 18:15:12 UTC from web-
@rotation Oh hey, I was meaning to check if you were still alive. So that's answered that.
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@thelastgherkin No need to do that. I'm not important. Been busy.
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@rotation Watcha been doing?
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@thelastgherkin jobs and all that.
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@rotation Got a new one?
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@thelastgherkin I have an offer.
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@rotation Do tell!
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@thelastgherkin will it be an offer we cant refuse
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@thelastgherkin So tell me what you want, what you really really want.
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@thelastgherkin and by that I meant 'How much do you want to know?'
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@rotation All of it plox.
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@thelastgherkin Well, I went for an interview this morning and talked about myself, then did a little bit of programming. They then offered me £25,000 per year to go and work for them in South Queensferry. 21 days paid holiday, performance reviews (and salary adjustments) every six months. They'll contribute up to 12% of salary into a pension fund and they'll pay to put me through industry qualifications.
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@rotation Sounds good!
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@thelastgherkin Nee bad lit. I have another interview tomorrow.
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@rotation For a different thing.
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@rotation For a different thing question mark?
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@thelastgherkin If by 'thing', you mean 'job' then aye.
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@rotation What kinda thing is that thing
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@thelastgherkin whit is this I dinnae but
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@rotation Describe the job-type thing with some words.
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@thelastgherkin Doing networks and stuff in Edinburgh.
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@rotation Is Edinburgh the manky one?
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@thelastgherkin I believe that the people of Edinburgh still discard the contents of their toilets onto the streets, using a handily-placed window.
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@rotation That does sound crappy.
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@thelastgherkin And yet, unlike London, people who live there can afford to feed themselves.
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@rotation How gratifying, for once, to know that those above will serve those below.
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@thelastgherkin I watched that mario movie...
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@awesam15 I love those plumbers.
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@thelastgherkin and I LOVE YOU. I mean what. Yeah plumbers, that move was and still is awesome.
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@thelastgherkin why is luigi..... Uhhhhhhhhhhhh.... Spanish...
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@thelastgherkin dont kill me here, just my opinion.. I didnt like it
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@meloetta I'm changing my phone number.
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@thelastgherkin Your giraffe will just tell me your new number.
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@thelastgherkin But you still cannae fling pieces out a twenty storey flat.
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@meloetta I'm calling the police.
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@thelastgherkin THE POLICE CAN'T SAVE YOU NOW.
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@meloetta Every breath you take...
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@rotation But we'll serve anyone, meaning anyone, and to anyone at all!
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@meloetta I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have is a friend with a very particular set of skills; skills acquired over a very long career.
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@thelastgherkin Is this friend your giraffe.
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@thelastgherkin it must be be. I can eat a banana in one bite
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@meloetta No, he has different skills from a short career.
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@thelastgherkin Is the giraffe still on the bed? That is what I ask. IF NOT HE GONNA DIE
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@meloetta He is close to the bed.
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@thelastgherkin He lives...
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