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@mastertdi just added you on twitter btw. It's another stupid pseudonym.
Saturday, 29-Jun-13 09:30:33 UTC from web-
@mastertdi You're right, I'll unfollow you.
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@mastertdi On the contrary, I unsubscribe to protect you from mine.
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@mastertdi They call me the Cereal Killer, son.
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@mastertdi I put the charm in Lucky Charms and the ... ice in... Rice Krispies.
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@mastertdi It's breakfast time, son, time for yo PAIN au chocolat.
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@mastertdi You're doin' porridge and I'm the warden, son.
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@mastertdi I give the toast, and then I butter them down.
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@mastertdi That amused me rather a lot!
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@pawnheart They be like Marmite: stuffed in a small container and then stored in the cupboard.
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@mastertdi You're a toastie maker, mangoes / more a good idea than anything.
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@mastertdi I appreciate it
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@mastertdi I milk the cow while you floggin' the horse.
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@pawnheart (NOTE: that really was NOT intended to sound... euphemistic.)
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@mastertdi I ran out some time ago, but the symptoms are still there.
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@pawnheart What the hell does that mean?
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@mastertdi It afflicts more than 11 people every year. How can you face another day when your elbows are laughing at you? A donation of just £5 a month will have a victim laughing all the way to the bank #MaketheChange.
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@mastertdi MY ONE REGRET... WAS THAT I HAD BONITIS
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@thelastgherkin Revolutionise outside the box.
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@mastertdi Push the envelope through the letterbox of progress.
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@mastertdi and if it doesn't come back at you, urine luck.
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@mastertdi I'm bladder could amuse you.
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@mastertdi [furiously trawls 'urination' on wikipedia]
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@mastertdi I'd tell you straight, but... detrusor hard to handle.
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@mastertdi Yeah?! Well ... countries are... usually found... incontinence.
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@mastertdi at least mine was grammatical. It wasn't as funny... but still. Grammar beats scissors.
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@mastertdi Pawn to grammar four.
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@pawnheart Grammar takes pawn.
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@mastertdi Go fish.
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@mastertdi Battleship to rook eight.
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@pawnheart Ship's Mate.
