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I've just ponified a blonde joke. Take that!
Sunday, 15-Sep-13 21:46:57 UTC from web-
@pony oh noooo1 the blond jokes are ruinned foreeever!
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How do you drown Derpy?
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Derpy was pulling a lawyer in an air chariot to Fillydelfia. The lawyer was naturally bored, so he kept bugging Derpy to play a game of intelligence with him. Derpy was reluctant, so the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds. He told her that every time she could not answer his question, she owed him 5 bits, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her 50 bits. The lawyer figured Derpy was so dumb, he could not lose, and the pegasus thought for a few minutes and reluctantly accepted to play his game. The lawyer fires his first question "What is the distance between Equestria and the nearest star?"
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@pony Without saying a word Derpy tossed him 5 bits. The pegasus then asked the lawyer "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?" The lawyer's face looked extremely puzzled. He spent several hours pondering and scratching down notes, trying to figure out the answer. Finally, the angry and frustrated lawyer handed Derpy 50 bits. The mare put the 50 bits into her coin purse quickly without saying a word. The lawyer was outraged at this point and asked, "Well, what is the answer?"
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@cajunbrony23 Please accept this in repayment for any emotional damage I may have caused. http://i.imgur.com/npCaAei.png
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