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  1. Okay. This is ridiculous. My ex girlfriend is calling all angry and is coming over right now apparently. Guys, what do I need to do?

    Wednesday, 16-Oct-13 22:04:29 UTC from web
    1. @fuzzypony Lock the doors

      Wednesday, 16-Oct-13 22:04:45 UTC from web
      1. @scoot Already done.

        Wednesday, 16-Oct-13 22:05:30 UTC from web
    2. @fuzzypony Protect your crotch and barricade the door.

      Wednesday, 16-Oct-13 22:04:48 UTC from web
      1. @flamingpandaomg Funny you.

        Wednesday, 16-Oct-13 22:05:21 UTC from web
        1. @fuzzypony No that's literally my advice. Keep your manhood protected and learn that you're never right. Ever.

          Wednesday, 16-Oct-13 22:06:04 UTC from web
          1. @flamingpandaomg I guess.

            Wednesday, 16-Oct-13 22:07:31 UTC from web
    3. @fuzzypony Lock the door, pretend to be asleep.

      Wednesday, 16-Oct-13 22:04:55 UTC from web
      1. @ceruleanspark Just talked to here.

        Wednesday, 16-Oct-13 22:06:29 UTC from web
        1. @fuzzypony Do not talk to her again. Do not let her in your home. Call someone else and have them come over as a witness. Record everything. She is almost certainly going to try some crap with you

          Wednesday, 16-Oct-13 22:07:42 UTC from web
          1. @ceruleanspark Calling me bud now. Thanks for the advice lad.

            Wednesday, 16-Oct-13 22:09:54 UTC from web
          2. @ceruleanspark Didn't Onision do this once.

            Wednesday, 16-Oct-13 22:16:36 UTC from web
    4. @fuzzypony Don't let her inside. Pretend she isn't there. If she persists, call the police.

      Wednesday, 16-Oct-13 22:05:05 UTC from web
      1. @thatoneatomicdoublejuggalobackbreaker The police are a bit non existant here.

        Wednesday, 16-Oct-13 22:08:04 UTC from web
        1. @fuzzypony Then get your gun.

          Wednesday, 16-Oct-13 22:08:26 UTC from web
          1. @thatoneatomicdoublejuggalobackbreaker Got a bow for deer.

            Wednesday, 16-Oct-13 22:10:17 UTC from web
    5. @fuzzypony Lawyer up, hit the gym, delete facebook.

      Wednesday, 16-Oct-13 22:05:35 UTC from web
      1. @ceruleanspark That's it.

        Wednesday, 16-Oct-13 22:07:23 UTC from web
    6. @fuzzypony Hate-Fluffle Puff.

      Wednesday, 16-Oct-13 22:05:52 UTC from web
    7. @fuzzypony Do you have water ballons?

      Wednesday, 16-Oct-13 22:06:35 UTC from web
      1. @nerthos Yes.

        Wednesday, 16-Oct-13 22:07:41 UTC from web
        1. @fuzzypony Lock doors, throw water balloon if she doesn't leave

          Wednesday, 16-Oct-13 22:08:08 UTC from web
        2. @fuzzypony Also get cellphone ready in camera mode just in case she decides to break something

          Wednesday, 16-Oct-13 22:08:47 UTC from web
          1. @nerthos Done.

            Wednesday, 16-Oct-13 22:10:03 UTC from web
    8. @rancidrob I'll try.

      Wednesday, 16-Oct-13 22:06:58 UTC from web
    9. @fuzzypony Tell her off if what she's doing seems inappropriate and you want it to stop

      Wednesday, 16-Oct-13 22:08:19 UTC from web
      1. @pony >Implying ex girlfriends are rational beings

        Wednesday, 16-Oct-13 22:10:16 UTC from web
      2. @pony I wish

        Wednesday, 16-Oct-13 22:11:03 UTC from web
        1. @fuzzypony @nerthos I've never had an ex. *neener neener* That could always change of course. I think Cerulean's idea was best. If nopony can come then record it yourself maybe. That way you have evidence if she vandalizes something.

          Wednesday, 16-Oct-13 22:13:40 UTC from web
          1. @pony They're viscious animals hellbent on causing damage to innocent people. The correct solution for them is a bullet to the head but sadly that's not legal.

            Wednesday, 16-Oct-13 22:16:28 UTC from web