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Okay. This is ridiculous. My ex girlfriend is calling all angry and is coming over right now apparently. Guys, what do I need to do?
Wednesday, 16-Oct-13 22:04:29 UTC from web-
@fuzzypony Lock the doors
Wednesday, 16-Oct-13 22:04:45 UTC from web-
@scoot Already done.
Wednesday, 16-Oct-13 22:05:30 UTC from web
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@fuzzypony Protect your crotch and barricade the door.
Wednesday, 16-Oct-13 22:04:48 UTC from web-
@flamingpandaomg Funny you.
Wednesday, 16-Oct-13 22:05:21 UTC from web-
@fuzzypony No that's literally my advice. Keep your manhood protected and learn that you're never right. Ever.
Wednesday, 16-Oct-13 22:06:04 UTC from web-
@flamingpandaomg I guess.
Wednesday, 16-Oct-13 22:07:31 UTC from web
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@fuzzypony Lock the door, pretend to be asleep.
Wednesday, 16-Oct-13 22:04:55 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark Just talked to here.
Wednesday, 16-Oct-13 22:06:29 UTC from web-
@fuzzypony Do not talk to her again. Do not let her in your home. Call someone else and have them come over as a witness. Record everything. She is almost certainly going to try some crap with you
Wednesday, 16-Oct-13 22:07:42 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark Calling me bud now. Thanks for the advice lad.
Wednesday, 16-Oct-13 22:09:54 UTC from web -
@ceruleanspark Didn't Onision do this once.
Wednesday, 16-Oct-13 22:16:36 UTC from web
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@fuzzypony Don't let her inside. Pretend she isn't there. If she persists, call the police.
Wednesday, 16-Oct-13 22:05:05 UTC from web-
@thatoneatomicdoublejuggalobackbreaker The police are a bit non existant here.
Wednesday, 16-Oct-13 22:08:04 UTC from web-
@fuzzypony Then get your gun.
Wednesday, 16-Oct-13 22:08:26 UTC from web-
@thatoneatomicdoublejuggalobackbreaker Got a bow for deer.
Wednesday, 16-Oct-13 22:10:17 UTC from web
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@fuzzypony Lawyer up, hit the gym, delete facebook.
Wednesday, 16-Oct-13 22:05:35 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark That's it.
Wednesday, 16-Oct-13 22:07:23 UTC from web
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@fuzzypony Hate-Fluffle Puff.
Wednesday, 16-Oct-13 22:05:52 UTC from web -
@fuzzypony Do you have water ballons?
Wednesday, 16-Oct-13 22:06:35 UTC from web-
@nerthos Yes.
Wednesday, 16-Oct-13 22:07:41 UTC from web-
@fuzzypony Lock doors, throw water balloon if she doesn't leave
Wednesday, 16-Oct-13 22:08:08 UTC from web -
@fuzzypony Also get cellphone ready in camera mode just in case she decides to break something
Wednesday, 16-Oct-13 22:08:47 UTC from web-
@nerthos Done.
Wednesday, 16-Oct-13 22:10:03 UTC from web
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@rancidrob I'll try.
Wednesday, 16-Oct-13 22:06:58 UTC from web -
@fuzzypony Tell her off if what she's doing seems inappropriate and you want it to stop
Wednesday, 16-Oct-13 22:08:19 UTC from web-
@pony >Implying ex girlfriends are rational beings
Wednesday, 16-Oct-13 22:10:16 UTC from web -
@pony I wish
Wednesday, 16-Oct-13 22:11:03 UTC from web-
@fuzzypony @nerthos I've never had an ex. *neener neener* That could always change of course. I think Cerulean's idea was best. If nopony can come then record it yourself maybe. That way you have evidence if she vandalizes something.
Wednesday, 16-Oct-13 22:13:40 UTC from web-
@pony They're viscious animals hellbent on causing damage to innocent people. The correct solution for them is a bullet to the head but sadly that's not legal.
Wednesday, 16-Oct-13 22:16:28 UTC from web
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