@draggle
http://bronies.wikia.com/wiki/DraggleWitch From the Volcano of Gloom, 25 Years Later
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My Friendship is Magic remake of Draggle is a unicorn with a broken horn and a cutie mark symbolizing motherhood :) I am essentially Draggle in the real world, in 2011. I'm a ditz married to a nerd. We reproduced. Five kids and I'm pregnant with number six. We'll have seven if an adoption goes in our favor. I gave FiM Draggle twelve because I want more. Among those twelve in my fanon are Snips and Snails. I'm a teaching assistant and charity volunteer and part-time graduate student (and here I used to think I was too dumb for college, ha ha ha) in addition to being a mommy, and I love love love what I do. Also I'm really weird and impulsive and get into crazy situations. You'll get used to me, hopefully.
Notices by Everypony's Mama (draggle), page 6
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@dawnlight Because you're Dawn Light.
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@thewolverine Hay is there.
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@chaosmagic Yes, thank you; I hope we all stay fine!
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@chaosmagic I have a kidney infection, but not bad enough that I need surgery. I kept putting off finding out what was wrong because I'M MATURE.
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@chaosmagic I'm all right. Just being busy in the day and an emo pajama butt in the night.
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@zarkanorf She's not going to know what a good many of those words mean.
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@chaosmagic Hello.
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@zarkanorf Yeah, I've never reproduced with a ghost or something that I dreamed. Pretty sure that doesn't happen. What universe does this take place in?
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@zarkanorf You mean ghosts?!
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@applebloomsarepetalknives WHAT FOR?????
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WHAT IS THIS PLACE FILLED WITH SO MANY WONDERS?
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I don't think that it would have worked out with that guy. He was and is far too insecure, and very hard to hold conversations with. I wish he had friends, though. And a girlfriend, not me.
Thursday, 21-Apr-11 02:09:10 UTC from web -
I told him years ago I had a crush on him. He said, "YOU'RE THE BEST FRIEND I EVER HAD AND I DON'T WANT TO LOSE THAT!" If I'm the best friend he ever had, he must have been very lonely. He must still BE very lonely, because he still says I am, and I hardly ever see him. Anyway, I married someone else. So yeaaaars later, on Monday, this guy goes says, "The truth is, I have always loved you, but I've always been too afraid." I said, "Yep, I know that", and continued reading a book like a heartless meanie. In this guy's defense, he was in a car accident that rattled his brain and damaged the most of him since before I met him.
Thursday, 21-Apr-11 02:06:07 UTC from web -
So a guy confessed his love for me.
Thursday, 21-Apr-11 02:01:56 UTC from web -
@twilight Goodnight.
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@thewolverine Yo yo salutations.
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♫♪ See everybody that's existing got a mind of their own / We're all kings and queens with a throne of our own / Tryna raise a family in another big home / We gotta learn to stick together; hate to be here alone
Thursday, 21-Apr-11 01:50:48 UTC from web -
@rainbowdashismycopilot Hi. *hugs*
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@starshine Hello.
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Cute Easter theme.
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... for the 6th time.
Tuesday, 19-Apr-11 04:05:33 UTC from web -
I bet... I'll fall asleep on here again.
Tuesday, 19-Apr-11 04:04:15 UTC from web -
@rainbowdashismycopilot @starshine Yep yep!
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FRIENDLY PEOPLE LOL
Tuesday, 19-Apr-11 03:54:26 UTC from web -
23:11 Someone DRAGGLE. are you sparkles 23:12 Draggle No. I don't know who that is. 23:36 Someone OK THEN DRAGGLE 23:36 Someone GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON I SHOULDN'T BAN YOUR dole INTO OBLIVION RIGHT NOW 23:43 Draggle Because I know what this show is? 23:45 Someone why on earth are you using color each time 23:46 Draggle Because it's there. 23:47 Someone Its annoying 23:50 Draggle Okie dokie!
Tuesday, 19-Apr-11 03:54:10 UTC from web -
I'm also like fanon's idea of Derpy Hooves, I think. Ditzy and "off", but everywhere. (This applies to real life. Online, I swear I sound more like Twilight.) And Derpy is apparently a mommy, too!
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@rainbowdashismycopilot In her mind, everypony is a friend right away.
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@applebloomsarepetalknives WHY I WILL TAKE THAT AS A GOOD COMPLIMENT OL' CHUMP
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@thewolverine So did I. 'Course, in retrospect, I can see why kids made fun of me and teachers singled me out as a target and yadda yadda. I'm not saying it was right, but I can see why they did it. I hated it when people were mad at me and sweet freedom was being plain silly. What amazes me is that I had any friends. I was extroverted, but I was WEIRD. If you saw an 11-year-old girl walking around looking at the ground and flapping her arms/hands/fingers, would you want to be her friend? How I got friends is a mystery. ("HI. I'M [NAME]. BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH? =D" "Okay.")
