@draggle
http://bronies.wikia.com/wiki/DraggleWitch From the Volcano of Gloom, 25 Years Later
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My Friendship is Magic remake of Draggle is a unicorn with a broken horn and a cutie mark symbolizing motherhood :) I am essentially Draggle in the real world, in 2011. I'm a ditz married to a nerd. We reproduced. Five kids and I'm pregnant with number six. We'll have seven if an adoption goes in our favor. I gave FiM Draggle twelve because I want more. Among those twelve in my fanon are Snips and Snails. I'm a teaching assistant and charity volunteer and part-time graduate student (and here I used to think I was too dumb for college, ha ha ha) in addition to being a mommy, and I love love love what I do. Also I'm really weird and impulsive and get into crazy situations. You'll get used to me, hopefully.
Notices by Everypony's Mama (draggle), page 7
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@loak Were you around the night I explained my past? My childhood was hell, enough to make me a psychological mess by technical definitions, but I was born to freaking love everypony like a freaking hyper weirdo.
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@starshine SHOO BE DOO
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@loak And I think my ENFP personality is a large part of why I'm not a psychological mess. There's iron behind the derp.
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@loak I was, as possible as I could be given the circumstances and a need to please people, a Pinkie Pie child. I was very energetic and fun-loving and silly, and that was the first impression people would have of me.
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@twilight IF I WERE THE QUEEN OF THE WORLD, I TELL YOU WHAT I'D DO; I'D THROW AWAY THE HATE AND THE WARS IN THE WORLD, AND MAKE SWEET LOVE TO YOU - well, not you personally, but anyway, JOOOOOOY TO THE WORLD! JOY TO ALLLLL THE BOYS AND GIRLS! JOY TO THE SEA PONIES IN THE SEA, AND JOY TO YOU AND ME!
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@twilight I NEVER UNDERSTOOD A SINGLE WORD HE SAID, BUT I HELPED HIM DRINK HIS WINE. AND HE ALWAYS HAD SOME MIGHTY FINE WINE, SINGING JOOOOOOY TO THE WORLD ALLLLL THE BOYS AND GIRLS, JOY TO THE SEA PONIES IN THE SEA, AND JOY TO YOU AND ME
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@rainbowdashismycopilot Well, you said we need joy in the world. I was singing lines from a song called Joy To The World.
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@loak When I was five and whatever, I thought I would instantly look like a beauty queen when I became a teenager. I have no idea why I thought that!
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@rainbowdashismycopilot JEREMIAH WAS A BULLFROG
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WHEN I WAS A CHILD, I WANTED TO GROW UP TO BE EITHER THE FIRST FEMALE PRESIDENT OR MISS AMERICA. I thought they were pretty much the same thing. WHAT ABOUT YOU?
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@rainbowdashismycopilot Oh my garsh, THANK YOU TIMES INFINITY, but do you know how stressed out presidents get? I'll pass! @applebloomsarepetalknives I haven't been on FB in forever. It's not fun.
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@applebloomsarepetalknives Yes, and it's been like that for me since elementary school. I think people look at my flighty personality and busy life and think OKAY PRETEND SHE DOESN'T EXIST.
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@loak @applebloomsarepetalknives * almost always
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@loak @applebloomsarepetalknives See, I always hear about things like that, but for me it's almost "OH MY GOD LET ME DO SOMETHING." "Are you good with math?" "No." "Okay, I've got a calculator." "OH MY GOD LET ME DO SOMETHING." -everyone ignores me- I've told professors several times that I feel like dropping out of courses for being dead weight in projects, and they never ... believe me, I guess, or care.
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@loak @thewolverine Even today (and I'm a graduate student now!), school people TAKE OVER when I'm doing group projects with them. They're like, "Okay, that's enough with your derping", and they do everything. =P They don't SAY anything like that, but that's what they do right away.
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@gwen That's so cool!
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@chaosmagic Okie dokie.
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@twilight Hello!
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I'm looking at huuuuuge houses and fantasizing.
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@fialvert Good enough.
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@nutterguy Busy tiredness, the usual. You?
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Hello, ponies.
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@thewolverine I think too much and it keeps me up.
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You know, beds are amazing inventions.
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@thewolverine And I'll probably have fallen asleep with my laptop on me, but I digress.
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@thewolverine You have to stay here to keep an insomniac company.
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@thewolverine I mean, I am white, but that's not why. When I write anything else, it seems pretty dang original.
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@thewolverine If I write rap, I think I come across as an Eminem rip off (in a taller Reba McEntire / Kathy Griffin body, but I digress)... =P Not because I'm WHITE, though.
