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  1. @thatonestocking TIME TO DISMANTLE YOU

    Monday, 13-Aug-12 04:30:07 UTC from web
  2. I'LL NEVER MAKE THE TOP NOTICED IF I DON'T LOSE TWENTY MORE POUNDS! I'LL NEVER BE PRETTY

    Monday, 13-Aug-12 04:13:16 UTC from web
  3. It's fun to jump into every random contextual conversation without knowing the contexty.

    Monday, 13-Aug-12 04:10:49 UTC from web
  4. @thatonestocking YOU DON'T KNOW THAT

    Monday, 13-Aug-12 04:09:52 UTC from web
  5. Man, Red Dead Redemption was such a great game. John Marston is one of my favorite character from Rockstar. !vgp

    Monday, 13-Aug-12 02:30:03 UTC from web
  6. >bro tells me not to ruin Red Dead Redemption ending >spoils LA Noir ending for me. "GEEZE THANKS DICK"

    Sunday, 12-Aug-12 04:44:53 UTC from web
  7. My arm smells like cat spit.

    Saturday, 11-Aug-12 22:00:33 UTC from web
  8. NO I HAVE TWO CATS ON MY LAP INTERRUPTING ME NOW

    Saturday, 11-Aug-12 01:33:34 UTC from web
  9. I am King Zombie George Washington, and I live on the Moon. !glitch

    Saturday, 11-Aug-12 01:42:03 UTC from web
  10. I am glad people can't publicly read my IM logs because some of them are terrible >_>

    Saturday, 11-Aug-12 01:20:02 UTC from web
  11. CAT NO GET OFF MY LAP I AM SQUEEZING CHICKENS !glitch

    Saturday, 11-Aug-12 01:23:56 UTC from web
  12. I feel bad listening to Gangnam Style while driving to work because I impulsively dance to it. I'm sure everyone that sees the uniformed soldier dancing while driving makes everyone feel safer.

    Saturday, 11-Aug-12 01:03:26 UTC from web
  13. # Adorableness correlates with deliciousness- the cuter something is, the better it tastes.

    Saturday, 11-Aug-12 01:17:31 UTC from web
  14. *lies in bed, and hears dad talking* Looks like I'm going to London. Wait... I'M GOING TO LONDON!!! /)^3^(\

    Saturday, 11-Aug-12 00:34:32 UTC from MuSTArDroid
  15. Ow why does pulling nose hair hurt so much.

    Saturday, 11-Aug-12 00:55:10 UTC from web
  16. @ceruleanspark Are The Olympics disrespecting Norway by having Swedish contestants? ;_;

    Saturday, 11-Aug-12 00:43:19 UTC from MuSTArDroid
  17. Tell me lies. LIES!

    Saturday, 11-Aug-12 00:50:22 UTC from web
  18. My mom asked me if I found my ID card and I responded with, "I've got no ID-ea where it is." HAHA # #

    Thursday, 09-Aug-12 22:50:03 UTC from web
  19. Good news! I found my lost debit card while looking for my ID. Bad news! I still don't know where my ID is :,D

    Thursday, 09-Aug-12 22:38:59 UTC from web
  20. Taking off my socks after a day at work is like foot sex.

    Wednesday, 08-Aug-12 22:10:18 UTC from web
  21. @luddei I really like YOUR mane.

    Tuesday, 07-Aug-12 23:55:12 UTC from web
    • Watch me and my friends be nerds and awesome! We'll be uploading more every week or so as we record more combat. Future vids will look better as we get more equipment :p http://www.youtube.com/user/KenoshaSaberCorp #

      Tuesday, 07-Aug-12 20:58:49 UTC from StatusNet iPhone
    • Mmm, grilled ham and cheese sandwiches~ #

      Tuesday, 07-Aug-12 19:31:58 UTC from web
    • That feature also no longer places things on your home screen, or notification bar :3. SO basically it's all in the background now.

      Tuesday, 07-Aug-12 11:28:14 UTC from web
    • This song is soooo sad D: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5JvbD2Zc9I

      Monday, 06-Aug-12 07:08:33 UTC from web
    • I am Batmon!

      Monday, 06-Aug-12 06:46:24 UTC from web
    • YEP THIS IS ME http://arshnessdreaming.deviantart.com/art/NothingProductive-BoozeChuckles-319300225

      Monday, 06-Aug-12 06:40:45 UTC from web
    • Painting Pinkie...so listening to Smile, Smile, Smile on loop is a good idea, rite?

      Monday, 06-Aug-12 06:45:11 UTC from web
    • >batman intro >yelling "NO, YOU CANNOT DEFEAT ME. I AM THE BATMAN!" at the screen.

      Monday, 06-Aug-12 06:26:30 UTC from MuSTArDroid