Notices by Brian Fialvert (fialvert), page 7
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He who makes it does not keep it. He who takes it does not know it. He who knows it does not want it. He who gathers it must destroy it. What is it?
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@thelastgherkin Of course, handsome.
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@jinroh @mrn4rmn4rm Oh u gaiz
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As I went over London Bridge I met my sister Jenny. I broke her neck and drank her blood, and left her standing empty. Tell me, who was my sister?
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@thelastgherkin UUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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Must. Not. Procrastinate. On. Presidential. Outline.
Monday, 26-Sep-11 15:56:02 UTC from web -
@jinroh "This won't hurt a bit." OW GOD WAI. Note to self: Try and not get cavities.
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Boy gee howdy, I sure /love/ going to the dentist. Ow. The sarcasm increases my pain.
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A bear walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a beer ... and some of those peanuts." The bartender says, "Why the big pause?"
Sunday, 25-Sep-11 19:38:09 UTC from web -
Old photographers never die, they just stop developing.
Sunday, 25-Sep-11 19:31:49 UTC from web -
@thelastgherkin Oh mah gawd that was fabulous.
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HAY GAIZ REMEMBER WHEN I WAS IMPORTANT AND FUNNY AND MADE PUNS? No? Me either.
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@thelastgherkin Uuuuuuuuuuuuu.
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Boooop.
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@thelastgherkin PEOPLE STILL RE- Oh. I do. Right.
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Well, lunch is over. Wheee.
Monday, 19-Sep-11 15:29:07 UTC from web -
@thelastgherkin Because I spend my time in the library.
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@thelastgherkin How are you today? I'm busy not eating lunch.
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@thelastgherkin Uuuuuuuuuu.
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Boop.
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@thelastgherkin TV TROPESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
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@thelastgherkin S'a good show.
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@thelastgherkin Seinfeld. Derp derp derp.
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@thelastgherkin You missed my reference. Disappoint. But appropriate usage thar.
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@thelastgherkin These pretzels are making me thirsty!
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@thelastgherkin Whoo! But I'd prefer yo- Ohhhhh.
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@thelastgherkin Uhhhhhhhhhh..... Pony Joe?
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@thelastgherkin Nu, I'm just lonely because everything I normally go to is quiet. But this tea is helping.
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@thelastgherkin Missed yew.
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@thelastgherkin Hay. Hay yew thar.