@fnordly
Albuquerque, New Mexico, USA
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@rotation Less fortunate homeless could really use a mint brushy brushy.
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@thelastgherkin burn a mangoes. Squares are for smoking kid, leave the rope aloOoOoOone!
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Gummy is Pinkie's pet, Rarity's plant, Fluttershy's friend, Apple Blossom's mule, Derpy's rubber baby protector, Twilight's veritable compendium, Dash's fabulous fiery flying Huluhoop hopper, and Doctor Whooves' muffin cooking TARDIS!!!1!
Wednesday, 17-Aug-11 17:57:00 UTC from web -
@thelastgherkin !AAAAA what was it about pickles that had me thinking a little bit ago? Oh well. My brain is burnt, now, so I may as well go out into the sun and burn one.
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@stumperman07 Pets are friends. Friends are pets. Children are not to be had, though.
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@fnordly sorry for all of my failures (sarcasm) http://ur1.ca/4xgbd
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@purpletinker Which segments are you in on slide 5? I am one of the few in the purple! http://www.purpletinker.com/projectmerch/results/
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@leonkfox Dude from Dell: "Dude, you got a cell."
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@dezzierose I have never nudged anyone before. Thanks.
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@miloth Good morning, indeed! I gotta go work in it, though. See y'all in a bit.
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@silversmoulder154 <- coolest cooler scheme
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Gummy is not sick like a furry. He is sic like a fnordly @gmail.
Wednesday, 17-Aug-11 15:13:23 UTC from web -
@ignaesia Quentin Tarantino's mom thinks that his movies are disgusting garbage. I cannot say that I disagree, but "Death Proof" has a happy ending in a way.
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As to the confusion about distinguishing between males and females and princesses and bronies... Watch... Kill Bill (volume 2?), again. Remember when the Baby Lucy Liu asked the guy if he wanted to penetrate her and then washed away the ugliness and stink and filth of his freshly disemboweled existence with a crisp red stream seemingly emitted from the end of her Katana?
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Y'all have a ball. I'll be back in a bit.
Tuesday, 16-Aug-11 16:44:30 UTC from web -
@derpy Eeeyup.
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@derpy Prince rented rights to use his name to an advertiser in Japan. Then, he had people refer to him as the artist formerly known as Prince and insisted that his new name was the Ank symbol. Nobody cares. His contract lapsed. He got his old name back. His dad's music was the best thing that he ever did. He was too old to be the dashing young buck, anymore. Nobody wanted to talk about it, then. Now, what Prince? Anyway, there was discussion at length many moons ago on here, and even the burliest of brony were dubbed princess after we figured out that girl bronies are bronies, too, after we figured out that there could be, at least in theory, girls on the internet.
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@derpy I do it all for you, Princess! If you don't understand them, how could you tell them what they need to understand? Many people seem to have difficulty understanding you, sometimes, but you obviously know well what you are doing. Most people are insensitive to your special needs as a single parent and non-traditional student, but you still get along just fine and are adored by all. I have a similar sort of system which is similarly distrusted by modern, "civilized" people at first glance, so I can see where you are coming from. As I am unable to fly, it would seem more fitting for you to just throw stuff out there, and I will push around the stuff down here on the surface. You have moxxy. Don't ever let them take that away from you.
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@communistprime Oh. Obama's "Yes We Can" campaign resulted in an image on /b/ of two-tone Twilight Sparkle with the caption, "Read." It seemed to be apropos, as did the hip-hop, "Read a book... Read a book... Read a muffin cooking book..." Only later did it occur to me that we wouldn't be allowed to encourage everypony to "Ride a bus... Ride a bus..." as our oil industry may have to strong of a hold on our babies brains, so to start with, we should encourage people to abandon organized institution of religion and education and global war by telling little boys that wrestling with boys and playing with their balls is less productive for the nation as a whole and that they should play with ponies, instead.
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@derpy bouncing joyfully nearer your hooves every day. Bounce... Snap. Snap. Bounce... Snap. Snap. This is fun.
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@communistprime Thanks for the Universal Resource Locator with which you have bestowed upon me your substantial wisdom. I have shared it by pulling the knob marked "Like" with another social group. While I do not usually advertise Hyper Text Transfer Protocol references, as commercial advertisers often lack the compunction necessary for my endorsement, the tee-shirt industry is a decent one, and the specific graphical imagery on that shirt is the sort that this baby alligator could sport. Wat?
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Gummy gathers you all. "My little cuties are my cutie mark," he implies with a swish of his tail. Snap. He tatted that murdock.
Tuesday, 16-Aug-11 15:48:40 UTC from web -
@communistprime Me, too! Thanks for the href. Now, it is on facebook.com/Fnordly as well. Soon, it will take over the world.
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@rapidash 451 is the temperature at which books burn. The protagonist is a professional fireman. His job is to go around and extinguish all of the flame-wars by burning whole libraries in a systematic and safe fashion. It is a terrible book and should be banned. Point of note: Paper actually burns at 451 degrees Celsius. 100C is 212F. 0C is 32F. 451 times 1.8 plus 32 is 843.8 degrees of Fahrenheit. It would seem that either the author was stupid, or he is a troll.
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@mrn4rmn4rm K. Clockwork Orange was a good movie for its era. There is supposed to be a modern remake with a different name and a bald boxer with a handlebar mustache on the poster? It is all vulgarity and South Park. The clockwork puppets were in the modern rip-off of the magical world of the Wizard of Oz, the broadway-style musical, the book... Wicked? Maybe it is Wicked. Cool tee-shirts and posters and fan-clubs and all. It was like original Star Trek for a while. Wicked is wicked. I would prefer that to the failed attempts at wickedness on /b/ and in the Clockwork Orange. There was not a car chase in the Clockwork Orange. That whole little wad of insolence of mine was making reference to what really happened in California when OJ Simpson met Bill Clinton.
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@starshine I got the phrase "Real or Malarky" E2.
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@starshine BTW You were right about the tripcode being easy to figure with the Wikipedia article. I was unable to read at that time for some reason. The problem is getting lost in navigating the tripcodes.
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@fnordly Darn tooing... I forgot to tell you that while you can use netpbm to change any image in anyway, only with something like the jpeg-utils can you crop and flip and rotate a jpeg without making a pbm out of it and making a jpeg out of that.
