Notices by What do you care (grimauxiliatrix), page 26
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@carcino I Am Doppler. I'm On Right Now. I Also Made A Doc Scratch, But You Will Just Get Mad At Him.
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@carcino Damn Right. I Want To RP With You, But The Only Character I Have Is Busy And The Other One Will Just Make You Angry.
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@scribuskrueger Indeed.
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@scribuskrueger Gold Goes To Karkat For Getting Everyone Killed.
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@carcino I Did Not Notice.
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@scribuskrueger You Get The Silver Star Of Stupid Excuses For Doing Stupid Things.
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@carcino Did I Sneeze?
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@scribuskrueger The Testimony Of Others Would Have Been More Pleasant.
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@carcino You Are Pathetic, Son Of Mine.
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@tenmihara Well. Well Hung.
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@carcino I Have No Way To Contact Her. If You Really Wish To Speak With Her, You Must Call.
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@carcino More Hoofbeasts. A Large Gathering Of Them, In Fact. Twilight Was Sure She Was Going To Have To Battle Them, But The Crowed Was Calmed By A Single Female Hoofbeast. This Hoofbeast Was Orange, And Wore A Silly Hat. She Approached Twilight, And Shook Her Fore hoof Vigorously. In Equestra, This Is A Sign Of Polite Greeting. Twilight Was Confused. She Had Expected To Slaughter The Other Hoofbeasts, Even Looking Forward To It. Instead They Were Running, And Greeting Her As If She Were In Their Pale Red Quadrant. Then They Offered Her Food. She Tried To Refuse And Kill Them, But She And Her Dragon Were Overpowered By The Mob Of Polite Hoofbeasts. Are You Satisfied Now?
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@carcino Now, Where Was I? Right. The Hoofbeast Were Supposed To Bow Their Heads To Their Superiors. What Was It About This Particular One That Made Her Run? Twilight Was Intrigued. She Attempted To Follow The Other Hoof Beast, But Was Too Slow. She Sent Her Dragon Assistant, Spike, After The Other Hoofbeast, But He Was Too Slow. Twilight Sighed In Frustration. She Moved To The Next Area She Meant To Purge Of Life, Only To Be Greeted By Another Surprise. Do You Know What It Was?
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@carcino If I Must. Allow Me One Moment To Procure Throat Lubrication.
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@carcino Once Upon A Time, In A Land Much Different From Our Own Alternia, In A Land Known As Equestria, There Lived A Violet Hoofbeast Named Twilight Sparkle. Twilight Was The Chief Understudy Of The Supreme Subjugglator Of The Land. As Such, She Never Had The Time To Gain Friendship Or Love. One Day, The Supreme Subjugglator Told Twilight That She Must Go To The Closest Gathering Of Hoofbeasts, Know As Ponyville, And Destroy It. Twilight Happily Complied, And Immediately Traveled To The Center Of The Population Mass. Upon Arriving, She Encountered Another Hoofbeast, Whom Promptly Gasped And Fled. Twilight Was Confused, The Hoofbeasts Were Supposed To Lay Themselves At Her Feat And Beg For Mercy. I will continue This Tale Tomorrow, Child. You Must Go To Bed.
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@carcino How About Apples? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxAJqvslV7M&feature=player_embedded#
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@carcino How About Bananas? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfJeRYI4wrU&feature=share
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@carcino That's The Surprise!
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@fallinwinter Right. That Is Most Truthful.
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@carcino Pickle Surprise. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFR4ee_u3SY&feature=related
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@carcino You Had Better Thank Me. I Am Wonderful.
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@fallinwinter I Am Best Mother Anything. Ever.
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@carcino I Am A Good Mother. I Learned How Just For You.
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@carcino So Shut The Hell Up. I Raised You, I Mothered You, I Made You Soup. Shut Up.
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@carcino Your Real Mother Is A Giant Grub.
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@carcino You Are Worst Son. I Wish This Picture Said Karkat. http://ur1.ca/5dq7t
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@carcino Wow. Good Job. Your Powers Of Observation Are Incredible.
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@carcino Suck My Balls. My Giant Lady Balls. I Kind Of Dug Myself Into A Hole, Didn't I?
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@carcino Ewe. Gross. I Will Keep You As An Acquaintance.
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@carcino What? I'm Right Here. Was Wittle Kawkat Wonewe?
