Replies to mibthebrony, page 2
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@mibthebrony @flaredancer A horse walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?"
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@thelastgherkin @mibthebrony Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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@flaredancer @mibthebrony A haunted house is a great place to get drunk. There's loads of spirits.
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@mibthebrony @thelastgherkin How do you organize a party in space? You planet.
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@thelastgherkin @mibthebrony Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.
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@mibthebrony @flaredancer I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn't find any.
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@mibthebrony @thelastgherkin Stayed up all night wondering where the sun went… then it dawned on me.
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@mibthebrony @flaredancer Someone complimented me on my driving today! They left a little note on the windscreen. It said 'Parking fine'. So that was nice of them.
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Changed my iPod name to Titanic. It's syncing now. @mibthebrony @thelastgherkin
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@flaredancer @mibthebrony What kind of glasses do ghosts wear? Spooktacles.
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@mibthebrony There was a massive robbery of loads of equipment from a dog shelter. Police are looking into it. There's no leads.
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@mibthebrony A friend posted it to facebook the other day :3
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@mibthebrony There was a robbery the other day, at a police station no less! Someone actually stole all the toilets. Police have got nothing to go on.
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@mibthebrony There was a breakout last week when a prison transport bus hit a cement mixer. Police are on the look out for some hardened criminals.
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@mibthebrony Yes you are.
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@mibthebrony I want to make a piece of art expressing my love for psychics, but I can't decide on a medium.
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@mibthebrony Yes, I'm a horrible person.
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@mibthebrony Did you hear about the one-armed butler? He could take it, but he couldn't dish it out.
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@mibthebrony Why didn't the ghost go to the party? He had no body to go with.
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@mibthebrony I went out Chopin with my musician friend, but he forget his Lizst. We had to go Bach and get it.
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@mibthebrony I take these iron tablets before bed and they're ruddy awful. I wake up facing north.
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@mibthebrony I'm trying to think of a joke about giraffes, but I'm not sticking my neck out.
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@mibthebrony "Doctor doctor, I keep getting bruises in the same places!" "You should stop going to those places then!"
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@mibthebrony What do you call a big pile of cats? ...A meowntain
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@mibthebrony I would like to apologise if anyone is epileptic and took offence to this joke.
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@mibthebrony What's so special about Asteroid ham sandwiches? They're meteor.
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@mibthebrony Exactly. I'll get around to that... um... you know. When it happens. lol
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@mibthebrony Your head frozen? Why? o-o
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@mibthebrony I agree! Now if only I could get off of that spin of fun and be productive. XD
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@mibthebrony I do oats+water+microwave.
