Notices by Matthew Broderick (mibthebrony), page 3
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@thelastgherkin @flaredancer I would never insult a dwarf. They have a short temper.
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@flaredancer @thelastgherkin What do ghosts wear in the rain? Boo-ts and ca-ghouls.
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@thelastgherkin My friend dropped his Italian pastry on the floor. I cannoli imagine what he must be going through.
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@flaredancer That's truly dreadful. I LOVE IT!
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@thelastgherkin How does the man in the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.
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@thelastgherkin Treebeard and Pippin raided Isengard. I hear the orcs are looking high and low for them.
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@thelastgherkin What do you call a dwarf fortune teller that has escaped from prison? A small medium at large.
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@mibthebrony Yes, I'm a horrible person.
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@thelastgherkin A baby seal walked into a club....
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@thelastgherkin Why are pirates pirates? Because they arrrrr.
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@thelastgherkin An atom had an electron go missing and was positive that it was stolen.
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@thelastgherkin Did you know pirates make the best singers, because they can hit the high seas.
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@thelastgherkin I tried to take two dead pigeons on holiday with me, but the stewardess said "sorry sir, only one carrion per passenger"
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@thelastgherkin I went for a job interview recently, and the only two on the shortlist are me and a marsupial, but he has much better koalafications than me.
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@thelastgherkin What do you do with a sick boat? Take it to the dock!
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@mibthebrony I would like to apologise if anyone is epileptic and took offence to this joke.
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@thelastgherkin And it begins.... What do you do with epileptic lettuce? Make a seizure salad.
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@thelastgherkin I don't think I would date Siamese twins. I don't find pair-shaped bodies attractive.
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Off to get my haircut and have my head freeze.
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@midnightsprint I don't approve of being productive, but good luck with that xD
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@midnightsprint Stupid-funny? That's the best kind of funny! :D
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Good morning, everypony!
Friday, 31-Aug-12 08:27:25 UTC from web -
Thursday, 30-Aug-12 12:25:43 UTC from web
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Melons won't get married. It's a shame they cantaloupe.
Thursday, 30-Aug-12 12:01:26 UTC from web -
@jla Still sounds practical and delicious.
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Oats+milk+microwave=delicious porridge. Oats+microwave=smoking oats. Why did I not know this sooner?
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Cockney pinkie pie. God 'elp us awl
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Flicking through my facebook photos for no reason, and I found several stupid ones. That was to be expected. What wasn't expected was the G3 pony that was added a year before I started watching MLP.
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@firestormdangerdash Why thank you very pony.
