RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)'s status on Saturday, 16-Jun-12 07:34:12 UTC
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@joker The seven dwarves were coming home from their super secret Soviet bunker, carrying a nuclear warhead headed for Cuba, when they heard shooting and communist swearing. Comrade Grumpy shouted "Head for the train, the motherland needs this warhead" and they all ran and boarded the train. But Vin Diesel was already near, and jumped from a bridge to the roof ofthe train. Drawing his fighting knife, he started to make a hole in the roof, when the Marx ninjas surrounded him. Kicks and katanas ensured, and Vin Diesel prevailed in the end. He entered the train, and fought the seven dwarves, they all drank vodka, the train arrived to Cuba, Castro made a party, and friendship was magic.
