delete_ (remove)'s status on Saturday, 14-Jul-12 13:43:07 UTC
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Rule #1 of oven cooked cheese-filled product: Do not eat cheese filled product immediately after turning off the oven. It is probably still hot. And by hot, I mean hotter than habanero. Hotter than the molten core of the Earth. Hotter than the surface of the sun that keeps us alive bask in the torture of its reliant subjects when it feels a sunstorm coming on. Hotter than raw unprocessed rainbow right from the factory, consumed at the core of the Earth while on fire, mixed with habanero so darn hot that it got its own rainbow-sun cutie mark for being so hot. And the worst part is you can't get the hot cheese off. At least not before the damage is done to your flesh. Good thing I spent all this time writing this post instead of eating it, though. Should be cool enough to actually eat noOOOWWAAAAHHHHH
