Gherkin ☑️ (thelastgherkin)'s status on Friday, 09-Nov-12 21:15:10 UTC

  1. Beaten and bruised, Savannah limped into the familiar crevice. She gently lifted her leg to the height of the scanner. With a bleep , her hoofprint was accepted and a small window opened in the rock face in front of her, revealing a retinal scanner. Soon she was in her familiar lair, with its comforts of home and technology far more advanced than anywhere in Equestria. Savannah flipped a switch and a large screen mounted to the wall flickered into action, revealing a characteristic silhouetted portait of a unicorn pony. "Have you lost another one?" she said. Savannah didn't respond. "Maybe now you'll drop this infantile obsession with companions and come back from your... extended vacation." "I've been fixing problems, haven't I?!" the giraffe snapped. "For whose benefit? Ours, or to enthral impressionable girls?" Savannah glared at the unicorn, then looked away. #

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