RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)'s status on Friday, 12-Apr-13 12:23:55 UTC
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It's all fun and games until the ants dig a hole beneath your house and you're in the bathroom and suddenly the floor collapses, people are screaming, the stench fills the air, the ceramic pieces of the toilet dig deep into your flesh cutting the sinew, leaving you incapable of movement, and when the firemen and rescue brigades arrive all they find is a dying man covered in blood and feces ANTS ARE EVIL