Ross (FlamingPandaOMG) (theyurityphoon)'s status on Tuesday, 28-Jan-14 18:54:45 UTC

  1. >dad accuses me of stealing his robe > I tell him that this one is mine and has been in my closet for half a year > tells me I'm lying and that I steal his murdock all the time > mom finds his robe underneath hers in their dresser > dad says "serves you right for lying" > my dad is a god damned moron.

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