Ross (FlamingPandaOMG) (theyurityphoon)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Mar-14 16:16:47 UTC

  1. @arcanepony43 I heard Jamal from 90th street watched that tape last week and this mornin' he woke up dead!

    How the hell do you wake up dead?

    Cause' you're alive when you go to sleep.

    So you're telling me you can go to bed dead and wake up alive?

    You can't go to bed dead! That dole would've been redundant.

    No it would'nt cause' you can go to bed and not be dead, and you can die and not be in the bed.

    But you are in the bed. That's how you wake up dead in the first place fool!

    Damn! that's some quantum murdock right there man! You should be teaching classes!

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