Dranz E. Pants (dranzypants)'s status on Tuesday, 02-Aug-11 03:15:41 UTC
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Everyone gather to the mat for story time. Here is the story of Dranzy and the Giant Potty. it all began when I went to see Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part Two. I quietly surrendered $5 for a beverage, and I went to subject myself to two and a half hours of wizarding wonder. Once I left the cinema, I noticed I had to use the restroom. I just shrugged it off and went to Target, because it was right there. The stock was incredibl ! So, I carefully picked out an item to purchase. The time it took to come to this conclusion, we will not get into. But by the time I made my decision, my lower stomach was aching, and I knew I wouldn't last long. I told myself to be strong, you can make it. I purchased my items and made a mad dash to the bathroom. I let it go. I aged in there. I aged during that potty. People came and left as I was pottying. I reached enlightenment, gentleponies. I had never known such power as I did that day. That is my story for the day. Y'all be tender. <3 Dranzy.
