Edward Engelhardt (pizzicato)'s status on Friday, 05-Aug-11 01:25:39 UTC
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In the states, if you don't drive a car, you're clearly regarded as insane. I have a car, but I take the bus to the gym because my cars fuel consumption is measured in gallons per mile instead of the other way around. When I walk to the bus station, there's one intersection I have to wait at, and while I'm standing there, people stare at me. I can only assume they're thinking 'Wh-...why doesn't he have a car? Does he know what they are? Is he Amish?'. I've started countering their stares by shouting really awful things, like 'STEPPING ON VAGINAS WITH CLEATS', or 'mangoesTING BLOODY DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOTHERS cherries HOLE'. I'm not sure what purpose this serves, but I do it anyway.
