Jake (derpy128)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Dec-14 17:30:58 UTC
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What the banana did you just banana, you little banana? I'll have you know I was top of my class in the banana Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids, and I have over 300 confirmed bananas. I am trained in banana warfare and I'm the top banana in the entire US. You are nothing but just another banana. I will wipe you out with precision which has never been seen on this banana, mark my bananas. You think you can get away with saying banana to me? Think again, banana. As we speak I am contacting my secret banana network across the world and banana IP is being traced right now so you better prepare your banana. You're dead, banana. I can be anywhere anytime, and I can kill you in over 700 bananas, and that's just with my bananas. Not only am I trained in banana combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the U.S. Marine bananas, and I will use it to its full extent to destroy your bananas. You're paying the banana, you banana. you will drown in banana. You're dead.
